#Movies
Mondo releasing QUENTIN TARANTINO Blu-Ray box art as a poster. Douche swoon++
Quentin Tarantino is my favorite brilliant douchebag. I use that term in the same loving way that I use to describe almost every one of my friends who contributes to the site. We’re a pack of douchebags. So is Tarantino. Mondo is hanging a pretty gorgeous poster rendition of the box art that is accompanying his 20th Anniversary Box Set.
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Four new dudes up for HARRY OSBORN in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’, hubba hubba or smthng.
Four new dudes have entered the arena! Which one of these striking young lads will don the uh, Green Mantle and run around menacing people with pumpkins? Pumpkins! Oh, dated superheroes. You got a favorite? Let me know.
Gosling and Refn’s ‘ONLY GOD FORGIVES’ gets brutal sales poster.
Ooph! Take this one off the berries. There is a new sales poster for Gosling and Refn’s Only God Forgives, and it is fucking brutal. Can’t wait. Hit the jump and brace yourself.
‘TWINS’ sequel with Arnold Schwarzenegger, Danny DeVito and…Eddie Murphy will exist.
I don’t think I can enjoy anything with Arnold in it, ever since I saw his balls that one day at the beach. Big, ripped, furious veins all over his scrotum, swirling like runes that foretold the fall of man. Plus, even if I could, it certainly wouldn’t be this movie.
Bray Corbet, Dane DeHaan, and Alden Ehrenreich in running for Harry Osborn in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’
Harry Osborn up in the house! I’m really intrigued with where they’re going in this second Amazing Garfield flick. They’ve up and dropped the news that Emma Stacy is sloughing her mortal coil, but how literal are they keeping the rest of the story? Eh!? Who knows. What I do know is that I want Dane DeHaan as Harry.
Set images from ‘THOR: THE DARK WORLD’ reveals the baddie and his minions.
Spoiler wall! You’ve been warned. Beyond the more tag lays a world of Thor: The Dark World set images. Ah, don’t be strong. Come join me in the world of the bespoiled.
‘WRECK-IT-RALPH’ features pretty boss ‘STREET FIGHTER II’ easter egg.
Definitely didn’t catch this when I saw the flick. Tremendous.
‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’ theatrical poster! Plus, rumored three-hour runtime.
How much Django do you want up in your guts? How much can they handle on Christmas? Perhaps three hours or so?
Mark Millar spits about making a cohesive Marvel Universe for Fox Films. Aiiiggghhhttt.
Suppose I’m just dropping Marky Boy these days. How exactly can one create a cohesive Marvel Universe over at Fox when Marvel retains the majority of the film rights? You can’t, really! What you can do is squeeze every ounce of juice out of the titles and characters that you do own. Right?
‘TRANSFORMERS 4’ gets new leading man in Marky Mark Wahlberg. Wicked pissah?
I dog Mark Wahlberg, but I like the guy. Boogie Nights, I Heart Huckabees, Ted? All dope. That said, I can’t see the guy leading an action franchise. Though I suppose the leading stars of the Transformers franchise are whatever set of breasts Michael Bay is objectifying, and the CGI-houses powering the special effects. Hey-o!
