#Movies
First Look: HARRISON FORD in ‘ENDER’S GAME.’ Are you excite?
I’m one of those assholes who still hasn’t read Ender’s Game, despite The Dude lending me his copy. What I did do was assuredly banish his copy to some Black Hole somewhere, after it slipped out from my car’s back seat and into infinity. Sorry dude! I love you. For those who are down with The Game, here is a first look at Harry Ford in the movie.
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‘TERMINATOR’ gains ‘MISSION IMPOSSIBLE 4’ dude as producer.
Terminator is coming back to the big screen, and it is courtesy of prominent producer Megan Ellison. We all knew that. What is new news is that she is teaming up with her brother David Ellison to get the franchise out of cryostasis. Bro Ellison is responsible for a litany of big budget wowie flicks, and so it seems the juxtaposition will be quite nice.
First look at Ashton Kutcher as STEVE JOBS is like, the dumbest thing ever.
Ashton Kutcher as Steve Jobs is outstandingly stupid. Of course the first official release they’ve dropped of That 70’s Guy as the deceased maestro is a recreation of Jobs’ sexy pose. Oh lordy.
Rumor: DARKSEID is villain in ‘JUSTICE LEAGUE’ movie. Well. Duh.
Pencil this in as “fucking obvious”, friends. It is rumored that Darkseid is going to be the villain in the upcoming Justice League movie. It’s going to be great when people get Darkseid and Thanos confused, and/or begin to bicker over who is the less lame purple piece of shit big bad.
‘CHRONICLE’ lead Dane DeHaan is Harry Osborn in ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2.’ I’ll take it.
It’s comic book movie adaptation day! There’s a fucking deluge of news, and the latest is centered around who is going to play Harry Osborn in Amazing Spider-Man 2. The role will be filled with Dane DeHaan, who was excellently creepy in Chronicle.
‘MAN OF STEEL’ poster has Superman as like, misunderstood villain.
Oh noes! Superman is considered a villain! Sworn to protect a peoples who doesn’t understand him. They wonder why he flies around in kinky purple latex, and doesn’t like. You know. Just fix all the Earth’s problems in one day and then go about enjoying the rest of his life.
‘STAR TREK: INTO DARKNESS’ poster will tickle your cumberbatch.
Oh yeah! Brooding Dark Knight Rises poster! Er. Wait. Brooding Star Trek Into Darkness poster!
Joss Whedon’s ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’ gets release date.
Man, now that I pause for like five seconds this makes a lot of sense. Billy Shakespeare is known for several things. Being a spy for the Illuminati. Stealing from Christopher Marlowe. But also for his witty repartee. Why, Joss Whedon is also known for this. Now it makes like total logical sense that homeboy has adapted Much Ado About Nothing.
‘IRON MAN 3’: Four new photos, including a damsel in distress.
Don’t forget about Iron Man 3! Even though it is a ways off, that doesn’t mean you need to have perspective. Leave that nonsense in the trash along with your common sense, and get overly stoked for a film that won’t be arriving until past the Winter’s last bite.
Cameron shooting ‘AVATAR 2’ and ‘AVATAR 3’ in 2013. Hope the Mayans are right.
Here is hoping that the Mayans are right! Or rather, the panicked white people glomming onto misinterpretations of Mayan calendars. For if they are not, Jimmy Cameron is going to slather digital celluloid with two movies of utter fecal matter.
