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Rare ‘BLADE RUNNER’ storyboards are the droids you’re looking for. That doesn’t make sense.
Geoff Hutchins shits on your idea of being the biggest Blade Runner fan. Case in point: this balling ass storyboards from the flick, which feature neat things and wizardry. Man, I don’t know what the fuck I’m saying today. Everyone drink, the world is ending!
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First Look: Tom Hardy as Mad Max in ‘FURY ROAD.’ Oh golly. Gosh.
Yeah so like, this is igniting the phat pipes of the Internet today. Tom Hardy as Mad Max. It isn’t anything special. The picture comes across as one of Hardy just trying to keep the sand out of his balls. So yeah, fantastique or something.
QUENTIN TARANTINO wanted to make a LUKE CAGE movie. Oh, to dream.
Jesus Christ, this would have been perfect. Right after he was done announcing his arrival to the world with Reservoir Dogs, Tarantino had an adaptation in mind. That adaptation was none other than motherfucking Luke Cage, with the role being filled by Laurence Fishburne. Goddamn, if that wasn’t the perfect pairing. All in all, we can’t be too sad it never got done. Dude Tarantino went on to create some other, mildly outstanding movie instead. Pulp Fiction.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER’ to feature Nick Fury’s story. Woop?
Despite being in all thirty-seven (I didn’t count them) Marvel films, Nick Fury has yet to have his own feature. And while that ain’t changing any time soon, the actor behind the One-Eyed Bastard has said that Fury’s tale will be partially told in the second Captain America movie.
New Star Trek Into Darkness Trailer Teases Fans Some More
Just about a week ago, we got the first real look at the new Star Trek joint. As per usual, everyone on these internets went crazy for the fresh glimpse at the JJ Abrams’ film, dissecting and analyzing and investigating and doing any other word that means looking really deeply into everything about it. Understandably, of course. It’s pretty exciting stuff. And the teaser that dropped today is no different. Check it out after the jump.
‘PACIFIC RIM’ TRAILER: The Apocalypse is a Fanboy Orgasm.
The veil has finally been pulled back on Guillermo del Toro’s robot and monsters flick, Pacific Rim. And what lurks behind said veil is a collection of fanboy tropes set to push the good lot of us into the throes of back-arching bliss. Giant robots, more gianter (shh) monsters, karate, epic speeches. It’s a collection of everything that used to grease my groin back in my more formative years. My body is ready.
The Dude’s High 5s: Christmas Movies
If you’re an avid reader of my High 5s, and let’s face it, who isn’t, you’ll know I don’t like Christmas. People are angry. They are stressed out. They spend far too much money on gifts and over extend themselves. Its painful to watch. Now, that’s not to say I want to eradicate the holiday. I enjoyed the hell out of it when I was a kid, but now that I’m older I can see behind the curtain. Around this time TV stations start running the same holiday movies over and over and over and over. If I actually watched TV anymore it would be nerve racking. So here we go, my 5 favorite Christmas movies.
‘OBLIVION TRAILER: Tom Cruise, science fiction, and maybe even a plot.
I wasn’t going to check out the trailer for Oblivion, but our own Eddie Not A Planet told me it held gorgeous visuals deep, deep, deep within its guts. So I did! How about that shit? After viewing it, I got a bit of a science fiction chubby for it. I’ll cop to that, and fuck that is without any clue as to what the movie is about. If there was a discernible plot, I may even be tugging nuggets all over my keyboard to the trailer. Picture that!
‘MAN OF STEEL’ TRAILER #2: Bearded Kal-El and ridiculous visuals.
No lie: I just watched this trailer at work on a computer with no sound, and the effort still managed to give me goosebumps. Visually ridiculous, tonally serious. I am so, so stoked.
