#Movies
Edgar Wright’s ‘ANT-MAN’ FLICK moved up to SUMMER 2015. EARLY WRIGHT++
We’re going to have to wait a little less time to bask in that glorious Wright x Marvel endeavor. The Company Mickey Mouse owns has moved the movie up by a couple of months. As if there weren’t enough fucking films clogging up that summer. It appears that Marvel isn’t fucking around about rolling out Phase 3 right after Avengers 2: Ultron is Stark’s Butler to close out their second.
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MARVEL doing MORE PEGGY CARTER ONE-SHOTS. Victory.
More Peggy Carter, more Peggy Carter! Marvel is planning on dropping more one-shots starring the wonderful bad ass, ass kicker. Kicking ass. And stuff. Eh, whatever. Take it away, Keyboard Cat!
MARVEL wants STARBUCK to play CAPTAIN MARVEL? OH GOD MY ASS.
Oh, Katee Sackhoff. Oh Starbuck. Light of my light. Sun of my sun. Something of my something please strap one on and peg me while listening to “Rock You Like A Hurricane.” Seriously if you’re cast as Captain Marvel I will lose it.
‘ROBOCOP’ Trailer: Refried Robo-Bits
You know, I wouldn’t have thought many people would care about the trailer for the RoboCop remake. But my Twitter, Facebook, and Tumblr feeds suggest differently. So uh — here it is! I am quite the fan of the original, so mannn…I don’t know. Color me skeptical. What do you think?!
New ‘GRAVITY’ Trailer: Space Abandonment Is Gorgeous
Who knew that being thrown into Oblivion could be so gorgeous? A new trailer for Gravity has dropped, and with each passing morsel I become more ravenous for the whole fucking meal. Food metaphors! Yeah! It totally isn’t 7 o’clock at night. I’m totally not writing this on an empty stomach. A gut so full of nothingness, why it could be interpreted as a cynic’s view of the Cosmos. (What the fuck does that even mean?) Eh whatever hit the jump for the trailer and ignore me. The hungry guy.
XENU DEMANDS IT IT: WILL SMITH may be RETURNING FOR ‘INDEPENDENCE DAY’ SEQUEL.
Well, looks like Will Smith may be taking a desperate measure in attempting to get people to give a fuck about him once more. After initially farting all over the idea of doing an ID4 sequel, the talk has swayed the other way. I mean yeah sure maybe that’s what happens when your last movie was a fucking glamor project for your stone-faced son.
‘EASTBOUND AND DOWN’ SEASON 4 TRAILER: POWERS IS RISEN
I didn’t really like Eastbound and Down‘s third season. I know, I suck. Whatever. I wasn’t really cool with the idea of them tacking on another season…and I like this trailer. I am Forever Fraud, Know Me.
‘THE DEATH OF SUPERMAN LIVES’ Trailer: Documenting Burton’s Barf?
How the fuck did I miss (or forget?) that there was a documentary being made about Tim Burton’s failed Superman project? Too much to contain within the rotting mush between my ears. Anyhoo — the trailer for the documentary has arrived (from Krypton? LOLIHATEMYSELF), and it looks pretty fucking awesome.
Dope ass ALIEN INVASION YA NOVEL ‘5TH WAVE’ getting MOVIE ADAPTATION
Why, I was just spitting about this novel yesterday. 5th Wave is yet another (though I would argue exceptionally well-written) girl-tackles-the-Dystopia novel rocking the book shelves at the moment. But with aliens! And with the current craze for this particular genre, it makes a good amount of sense that it shall be receiving a film adaptation.
I like this.
Rumor: BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH cast in ‘EPISODE VII.’ Wee for homogenous culture!
I really like Benedict Cumberbatch. I would have really liked him in Episode VII. I still may. However if these reports are true, I really hate the idea that Star Trek and Star Wars are going to share both a director and a huge-name lead. Imma go ahead and try and keep my PMA, but there is something uncomfortable about the whole thing. (Yeah I know I’ll forget all those concerns the first time I see a fucking lightsaber ignite, okay?)
