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FOX signs SIMON KINBERG to serve as the Kevin Fiege of their MARVEL MOVIE UNIVERSE
Television shows have showrunners. Now it seems that the bloated comic book universes that are slowly coming to encompass all of our cinematic pop culture (exaggeration) will all have their own steward. Fiege for Marvel (you could argue Whedon, but Fiege seems eternal), David S. Blowhard for DC, and now Simon Kinberg for Fox’s own Marvel line.
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‘X-MEN: APOCALYPSE’ IS A MOVIE. Coming 2016.
Well, looks like Fox is thinking big. Going for their own blow out universal jamboree. What does that mean? It means every thing. Wait — huh? Man, I’m over-caffeinated. Yeahsoanyways like the story is that before X-Men: Wolverine Fetish Gear Time Travelling Bullshit drops, Fox has announced its sequel.
‘VERONICA MARS Movie Clip: High School Never Ends! Plus Release Date!
Woah baby! You want the first clip from the Veronica Mars movie? Of course you do! Unless you don’t. But you should.
‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ TRAILER: All The Senses Tingling
…well, it’s only a trailer. It’s only a trailer. But if it is indicative of the flick, I’m going to be eating a lot of crow. ‘Cause this trailer? Holy Spider-Taint. I’m feelin’ it.
THE FLASH CONFIRMED for ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’ ALL THE CHARACTERS. ALWAYS.
Oh, you fucking goons. Stacking the deck of Batman vs. Superman to the point where like only three slap-dick idiots aren’t going to be shown before the Justice League flick. Hey man, don’t make good points. Just remember. Allofthecharactersalways.
WONDER WOMAN CAST in ‘BATMAN VS. SUPERMAN.’ Gal Godot in the house.
The face for DCU’s cinematic Wonder Woman has been found. It’s Gal Gadot, and I apparently know her from Those Really Fast and Furious Flicks. What I don’t know? Is if she can act.
Official ‘AMAZING SPIDER-MAN 2’ Banner features ALL VILLAINS ALL DAY.
This official banner for Amazing Spider-Garfield 2: Gwen Stacy’s Dumb Neck Goes Snap features ALL OF THE CHARACTERS. ALL OF THEM. THE CHARACTERS! I hope you like ALL THE CHARACTERS in your superhero movies. ‘Cause that’s what we’re getting. Plot? FUCK YOU. Story. FUCK YOU. ALL OF THE CHARACTERS? Yes.
COEN BROTHERS planning movie set in ANCIENT ROME. F**k yes.
…to be fair, anything involving the Coen Brothers has me ending my statement with “fuck yes.” But still, this is exciting to me. The Brothers Coen are planning an existential flick (do they tackle any other kind?) set in Ancient Rome.
Wut!
‘THE AMAZING SPIDER-MAN’ 2 TEASER Trailer: Parker Be Free Fallin’
Wee! It’s Spider-Man swinging around and shit! You haven’t seen that for like…four movies, have you? You have!?! Hey, you ungrateful prick. Who cares. Embrace this teaser trailer. It features nondescript aforementioned web swinging! It features derivative skyscapes!
It’s completely unremarkable!
Paul Walker has died in a car accident. Extraordinary bro bummer.
Paul Walker has died. It’s telling how much I enjoyed Paul Walker’s participation in the Fast and the Furious movies, ’cause when I first heard this news I felt genuine sadness. Which is pretty much foreign to me when it comes to mourning the passing of celebrities. Boo.
