Outrageous! Mark Meer (voice of Shepard) and Rana McAnear (the model for Samara) graced Dragon*Con with their utter awesomeness. Let’s ignore for a moment that the real Shepard is obviously female and just bask in this quality execution. Slow-clap aboard the Normandy, ignoring the fucking ending.

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Holy berries. I’m glad that Bert and Ernie have been able to successfully sustain a relationship in these times of interpersonal discord, but they’re looking worse for the wear. I’m not saying if they caught me in a back alley I’d try to burn them with fire. I’m not. However, I think I would. Sorry guys.

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Midweek pick me up, right hurr.

Someone up there likes me. I vote yes.

Goddamn. This Skyrim cosplay is taking it to the upper level. One could even say it was, wait for it, omega level. I’m all wilin’ out, dropping terrible puns and nonsensical blather. Business as usual. Anyways, anyways. This isn’t about me. It’s about this wonderful handmade armor.

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Oh, this picture. I wouldn’t mind giving Order 6…never mind, too easy. I’m a pig.

There’s a story behind every line, but maybe the imagination can cook up funnier shit than the truth (this will be difficult, I assure you).  It was a pleasure to host OL in Toronto, and I’m already looking forward to the next con weekend that OL tears up.

I can’t help but imagining just how goddamn bad those wookies have to smell. These Slave Leias don’t appear to give many fucks, though. The two wookies have to be goddamn loaded. That has to be it.

Shit. I keep forgetting to put this armada of pants-breaking Venom cosplay. Mayhaps it is because every time I take a look at it, my loins begin to thrash. I have to attend to rituals. Offer supplications. Seriously though, this is amazing. Keep Reading »