#Cosplay
Cosplay: Elizabeth from ‘BIOSHOCK INFINITE’ has my Atlas Shrugging.
Get it? ‘Cause the first BioShock spent its time eviscerating Atlas Shrugged? And like, I was punning on that. Talking about my dinky. Oh whatever. Anyways, you’re not here for me.
Cosplay: ‘STAR WARS’ gets real. Really real.
Two cosplay posts in one day. What are you going to do about it? I run this show! (Don’t hit me Rendar, don’t hit me.) Look at this wonderful Star Wars cosplay. Look at it! Drink it in.
Cosplay: Flemeth from ‘DRAGON AGE 2’ got that older sultry look going.
I’ve always had the hots for Flemeth, as she is presented in Dragon Age 2. All that silver hair. Her ability (I think) to turn into a dragon (I think) and give me a stiffy (I know).
Cosplay: ‘DEAD SPACE’ has Isaac and Ellie looking ready for maiming.
With Dead Space 3 right around the corner, and with me exhausted with complaining about its changes, let us all stoke our anticipatory flames with this gorgeous cosplay. Do it! You click that link and then you don’t get the lashes. Oh whatever. The caffeine is whispering to me today.
Cosplay: This Princess Peach is a delicious holiday treat.
How many awful Christmas/holiday puns can I fit into my posts today? Infinity! Infinity plus one! Whatever. Just look at the cosplay. Is good.
Cosplay: Poison Ivy is finna stun you with pale beauty.
So long as Poison Ivy cosplayers walk the Earth, I know that we shall be capable of overcoming the White Man Misinterpretation of the Mayan Apocalypse. Ain’t I right?