#Comic Books
Chinese Version of Batman’s Origins Involve Stroking, Spiderman.
This origin, probably the true one that Wayne Corporation has paid to cover up, comes courtesy of a toy in a Chinese dollar store. Outstanding.
DC’s ‘New 52’ Getting Huge Initial Launch Orders. JLA #1 Past 200,000.
Initial orders and copies sold aren’t the same. Initial orders of enormous flagship titles aren’t indicative of how smaller titles of that publisher will sell, nor if the flagship will sustain the orders after the hype. Even with that in mind, I’m impressed at the initial orders for DC’s ‘New 52’ titles.
Grant Morrison Talks About The Death of Comics, and Gender Imbalance.

There’s a new Rolling Stone interview with Grant Morrison, and it has some tasty cuts from my Spiritual Guru. Aside from some gossip where he continues to astral karate chop Mark Millar and Alan Moore, he has some very surprising words about the death of comics.
Trailer: ‘Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance’ Pisses Hot Fire of Awesome.
Mark Neveldine and Brian Taylor are awesome. Nic Cage is insane. The Ghost Rider is ludicrous. This combination, this very combination my friends, is going to team-up to provide us with one of the most ridiculous, outstanding, odd, absurd action flicks ever! EVER! Or. Or well. Or well at least a really entertaining movie next February.
Hit the jump for the trailer.
Marvel Drops Second ‘Shattered Heroes’ Teaser. Cheer Up Guys!

Marvel’s released a second teaser for Shattered Heroes coming in October. Is it a mini-series? A motif? I’m not certain, and and the preview doesn’t specify.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Image: Poster for Frank Miller’s ‘Holy Terror’. Don’t Know, Man.
Legendary Entertainment has premiered their poster to hype-up Frank Miller’s forthcoming ultra-bloody possibly-super-offensive graphic novel, Holy Terror.
Hit the jump to check it out.
[Updated] Marvel Reveals ‘The Forgiven’, Hulk-Fighters Extraordinaires
[Update] I blathered on this afternoon about The Forgiven, and the line of Marvel teasers dedicated to them. I said “Derpa derpa, what could these people be?” Well Marvel up and told everyone mere hours later. Egg on my face, friends. Egg on my face!
Video: DC Releases ‘New 52’ Commercial. This Won’t Work.

Putting aside any sort of snark, I cannot fathom this DC commercial for their ‘New 52’ persuading anyone who doesn’t read comic books to come check out their reboot-refresh-tabula-close-t0-rasa bullshit. I really can’t. It’s a cheese vomit concoction.
Hit the jump to check out the video.
And probably shake your head.
Economist Paul Krugman Suggests Watchmen-esque Alien Invasion To Save Economy.

Paul Krugman has seen the light. He realizes that the only way to rally ourselves out of our fiscal slump is for the government to fake an alien invasion. Well fuck, do you have any better ideas?
Fantastic Four To Officially Return With #600, FF To Continue As Well.

So the week-long tease has climaxed, and Marvel has revealed that come November we’ll see the return of Fantastic Four. But fear not, there shall still be a Future Foundation to attend.








