#Comic Books
Variant Covers: Wolverine’s Vomiting Apple Pie On Grandpa
Gobble, gobble, gobble! How’s it going? We’re getting ready to celebrate LOL Sucker Indians Day! You know the one I talk about! We show thanks for everything by generally behaving like we really don’t appreciate anything. Packing in an inordinate amount of food, telling Uncle Steve he better pass that fucking drum stick, and then smashing Old Ladies in the nose for a good Black Friday deal.
Makes the human spirit sing!
Thankfully we have mofuckin’ comic books to hide within. Crack the spine, it shall provide an escape.
What are you reading this week?
Rob Liefeld Hangin’ Out With Eazy-E? Shoot, Imma Stop Talking.
There’s a lot of fun to be had with Rob Liefeld, and his mastery of the hyperreal HGH cloven monsters he draws. But maybe I should stop, ’cause apparently he rolls deep. Way deep. The ghost of OG Eazy-E must assuredly has his back.
Via.
Image Comics Announces ‘Image Expo’ In February.
Image Comics is throwing its chips into the convention circuit with their own being hosted next February. Even though it’s hosted in Oakland – get your own police ass-whupping for a limited fee! – its enticing. The creators line-up is pretty beast.
The Flash Is Offering Extreme Piggy-Back Rides. Recession Hits Hard, Brah.
Well shit man, do you have to lube me up with temporal-vaseline so when you hit the Time Barrier you don’t deep fry my soul? ‘Cause I’d pay double for you to do the rubbing.
Via.
More ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Pics, Plus When The Movie Takes Place.
More details from Empire Magazine regarding ‘The Dark Knight Rises’? Yes please! If that isn’t enough for your geek gullet, how about some details regarding when the movie picks up? Dive in, if you’re daring.
‘The Dark Knight Rises’ Graces Empire Magazine With Two Covers. Bat-Schwing.
Empire Magazine is apparently swinging out with a The Dark Knight Rises story, and the covers to the magazine have leaked. Fuck, sometimes I forget how much I’m sweating this movie.
‘Death of Phoenix’ Page Snags $65,000 At Auction. M’lord.
If you’re an X-Men fan and you haven’t read The Dark Phoenix Saga, shame on you. Integral. A page from it sold for a lot of money this week. A lot.
Brandon Graham’s ‘King City’ Getting Collected By Image. Hells Yes.
I’ve begun the process of textually-fellating Brandon Graham around these parts, and I ain’t stopping. Not if my girlfriend comes in, not if I’m censured, censored, whatever! Finally, finally my prayers are being answered. I’m getting a unicorn for Christmas. Oh, and there’s more! Graham’s King City is getting collected.
