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‘Episode VIII’ News: Rian Johnson sort of spits about the next flick
Yeah! Fucking straight to the throat! I’m not just falling into self-parody with my Star Wars coverage, I’m falling into self-parody with a fucking Jar Jar Binks fleshlight stuck to my schlong. Rian Johnson recently opened up/didn’t really open up at all about his progress with Episode VIII, and I’m eating it up like the shameless glutton I am.
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‘The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies’ Trailer: Well it’s almost over phew
The Hobbit movies have been some of my most disappointing ones since the Prequels. And seeing that they were all filmed back-to-back-to-back, I’m not expecting this movie to suck for me any less than the first two. But hey! If you like them, I hope you fucking love this one too. Ain’t gonna wish against any of ya’lls happiness.
NASA: Testing laser-powered drill to explore Jupiter’s moon, Europa
How the fuck we going to explore Jupiter’s moon, Europa? Eh! It’s iced out as fuck! NASA got itself an idea of how to go about doing it, and it’s begun testing this idea. A fucking laser-powered drill.
Doubly Rockin’ – Tarantino has a sci-fi movie idea, confirms ‘The Hateful Eight’
Double your pleasure, double your fun with this news. Not only is Tarantino officially going forth with The Hateful Eight, but he’s also got a little sci-fi idea in his brain. Admittedly, it’s still gestating. But fuck. I will always be pumped when one of my favorite directors thinks about tackling my favorite genre.
Cosplay: Two Mad Moxxis from Borderlands, One Image
One Mad Moxxi is typically too much for me to handle. But two? C’mon, yo. Now you’re simply not playing fair.
Leaked: ‘Deadpool’ Test Footage featuring Ryan Reynolds
All the leaks! This time it’s some leaked Deadpool test footage, which I imagine was conjured to try and sell The Suits on the Merc with a Mouth getting his own movie. Me? I think it’s pretty neat. Ain’t judging the CG since it’s, you know, test footage. But the meta, the absurd violence, I think they’d be on the right track.
What say you?
‘The Hunger Games: Mockingjay – Part 1’ Trailer: Katniss Furrows Bro, Fights.
Here’s the first trailer for The Hunger Games: Katniss Lawrence Leads A Rebellion – Mockingbird; Part I.
Space Porn: Gorgeous picture of the Galactic Core
Reddit user Viniguez487 took this gorgeous picture of the Galactic Core a mere 25 miles from downtown LA. It’s staggering.
Hit the jump for the full glory.
Monday Morning Commute: Robot Love at the End of the Galaxy
Saddle up to your robo-partner and plant a smooch right on their Metallic Dome-Piece. This is Monday Morning Commute and I want both you and your Android to be comfortable enough around me to share the various things you’re looking forward to this week. Be it a comic book, a Gathering of the Juggalos, or the new bang session you’re going to partake in with Shiela-Charles-Mach-IV. You can tell us. We know you’ve been saving up for the ultra-smooth, yet insistingly thorough pelvic-pistons with your Cyborg Bitty.
‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Trailer: Rendezvous At BonerDome
Here’s the trailer for Mad Max: Fury Road. Those who are calling it the best thing to come out of this year’s SDCC (and I assume they mean moving-pictures-wise, not comic books or anything else going on there) are probably not incorrect.
