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Jason Statham confirmed for ‘Furious 8’, ride or die baby!
Listen. My wife had “ride or die” in her vows. Seriously. So we don’t fuck around with Furious movies. They ain’t movies, they’re family. And I’m glad Jason Statham is still a part of them.
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‘Uncharted’ movie loses its director, and is going in “new direction.” Oh.
BE MORE VAGUE, Sony. The fuck you doing with the Uncharted movie. Seems like the formula is pretty obvious. Mirror (to an extent) Indiana Jones, which is a pretty glaring inspiration in the first place.
Rumor: Fox planning X-Men/Fantastic Four movie crossover in 2018
News like this makes me want go to the Altar. Sprinkle incense upon its statuettes of the Darkened Gods. And pray to them for the collapse of the superhero movie market. Not only am I suffering fatigue from even my beloved MCU, but I’m just goddamn inclined to not want to see every fucking movie on the market be superhero related. Yeah, I know I’m contradictory. I’m complicated! Fuck you!
‘Agent Carter’ showrunners are the new writers of ‘Captain Marvel’ comic
How do you possibly try and replace Kelly Sue on Captain Marvel? You bring in the Agent Carter showrunners. I fuck with this so hard.
Rumor: Chris Pine is Hal Jordan in ‘Green Lantern’ movie; WB wants multiple Lanterns
Wasn’t this already a rumor? What’s Old Rumor has become New Rumor again. Which, I guess, sort of validates said rumor? IDFK.
Marvel’s post-Secret Wars ‘Avengers’ book being written by Mark Waid, art by Mahmud Asrar and Adam Kubert
Marvel has revealed the team behind their Avengers title, coming out of Secret Wars. And, it ain’t too shabby!
