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Nintendo shutting down Wii U TVii next month. What’s a Wii U TVii?

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Perhaps my incredulous response to this report explains everything. ‘Cause despite having a Wii U, its Wii U TVii service is a mystery to me. A mystery that shall be disappearing next month.

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New ‘Batman v Superman’ gloom-look courtesy of Empire Magazine cover

Big Boss from ‘Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater’ getting a bit, uh, cheeky

SLAP ASS!

I have no idea what the context of this picture is, and maybe that makes it all the more interesting.

‘Steve Jobs: The Man in the Machine’ Trailer: Creativity Is About Anarchy

‘Key & Peele’ ending its run on Comedy Central after its current, fifth season.

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Man, balls. First Kroll Show, and now Key & Peele? I’ve been obsessed with K&P for the past couple of years, laughing at its social satire. Occasionally bringing some of its skits into my classes when relevant. And now it’s leaving me?! No! However, I get it. Both minds behind the show are *blowing-up*, and a sketch show can only stay fresh for so long anyways. But still. Damn.

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Seth Gordon is directing Dwayne Johnson (The Rock) in a futzing ‘Baywatch’ movie

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Wait. What? Not that like, I’m opposed to taking my Wife to see Dwayne run around shirtless for two hours. For, you know, both of our enjoyment. But he’s starring in a fucking Baywatch rebook? Being directed by Seth Gordon? Well then. Okay.

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Del Toro: ‘Silent Hills’ may be dead, but I still want to work with Kojima on a game

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From the Ashes of Suck rises a potentially awesome Phoenix of Collaboration! Shitty figurative language! Wee! Come and stop me! Or! Focus instead on this rather awesome little development. Konami may have strangled Silent Hills into oblivion, but that disgusting act of malice may not have ended a potential Del Toro/Kojima project.

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‘Daredevil’ Season 2 adds Emmy-Nominated cinematographer from ‘House of Cards’

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Daredevil has landed itself a rather talented cinematographer. And I’m pumped! You don’t have to do anything to get me to painful-priapism levels of excitement for Dardevil‘s second. So man, this sort of news is pushing me over the edge of barely-sane excitement. It’s getting me to do crazy laps around my apartment. French-kissing my Charlie Cox poster board and telling my wife to stop crying.

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Watch: Custom R2-D2 PlayStation 4 is a rad convergence of various pop cultures

Swoon: Pluto in “exaggerated” color is a gorgeous look at the Dwarf Planet