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‘Everybody Wants Some!!’ Red Band Trailer: Dazed and Confused In The 80s
The older I get, the more nostalgia I become for my native decade, the 1980s. So it makes sense that I’m stoked for Everybody Wants Some!!, despite the fact that I was probably still pooping my pants (and still am!) during the time period when the events of the movie take place. That said, I’ve claimed for a while now that I want nothing more than to drive with the top down blasting Summer Nights the year that it dropped. #VanHagar #Nostalgia
Hit the jump for the trailer.
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First Look: The Shredder from ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’
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This is fantastic. Reynolds has dropped a video celebrating the one-month annivesary of Deadpool in the form of a VHS ad. Such commitment to the franchise! Such commitment to profits! Such commitment to Deadpool, despite it making insane dollars and having been release a month ago. I fuck with it.
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Yeah! It’s Saturday. And I’m just opening up this weekend’s Open Bar. Which means, since OL is already pretty quiet these days, that it’s just going to be me rambling to myself about what I’m doing this weekend. That’s fine! I’ve brought this upon myself. I’ve brought this upon myself! But this is Weekend Open Bar, and name is Ian Omega-Caffeine Powered-Xavier Thunderkick.
‘Star Trek Beyond’ is reshooting; also adding an entirely new cast member
Oh Sweet Christ. Potential bad news: Star Trek Beyond is reshooting. Definite, definite, definite bad news: the movie has added EASILY THE WORST PART OF THE EXPANSE, actress Shohreh Aghdashloo.
Marvel’s Netflix series ‘Luke Cage’ is premiering September 30
Luke Cage got itself a premiere date, right at the swollen tip of September’s nipple. Clinging onto the month for dear life. Begging for it to feed it bread and butter and let it live there. September will reluctantly say yes.
