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‘Kingsman 2’ gets official title, ‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’, here are some plot details!
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Obsidian announced a brand new RPG, ‘Tyranny’
I know Obsidian as “that fucking company” which “put out that pile of shit KOTOR 2“, for better or worse. I know the game was rushed, I know. I know Obsidian as “that fucking company” which “put out that pile of shit Fallout: New Vegas“, for better or worse. I know that many people love that game, I know. But I’m not swell on the company, even if their last game, Pillars of Eternity was widely praised. Who knows. It’s a “me” thing, but I’m trying to be excited for the announcement of their newest game, Tyranny.
‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows’ TV Spot: Fred Armisen is Krang
Fred Armisen is Krang! TMNT2 is still a movie! Eat jelly beans and deny your gods.
‘The LEGO Batman Movie’ Trailer: Hero Moments and Zingers
Yes, yes I think this movie is going to be quite fun.
‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’ Trailer: Forming A Legend
Here is our first taste of the new Netflix-powered Voltron.
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Netflix has picked up ‘Maniac’, the Cary Fukunaga TV project starring Emma Stone and Jonah Hill
Netflix has continued their relationship with Cary Fukunaga, picking up the director’s adaptation of Norwegian TV series Maniac starring Emma Stone and Jonah Hill. I’m ready for this. Super ready.
Weekend Open Bar: Reality’s Latest Patch Notes
I should really write these things on Thursday. In that case the column wouldn’t really be written during The Weekend when I composed it, but you would be none the wiser! Temporality is a lie! We sit upon the string, God and Her Ones looking down upon us, just a swift step to the left of linear-time-space. And we are all none the wiser! What would we do if we could perceive the non-linear linearity of our own linear-time-space! Me? I’d probably just smoke more weed and play more video games. Same as usual, just twisting the knob a bit more to the left.
Swift steps to the left, twist knobs to the right! What the fuck am I even doing here?
Oh yeah! Weekend Open Bar! The weekly one-stop outpost where all the Empresses and Emperors of their own Existential Ship can dock for a bit. Share what they’re up to during the weekend. Be it the food they’re eating, the turds they’re taking, the lovers they’re taking, the souls they’re eating. Whatever the case. The movies, books, gifs, and games!
Official Look: Arseface from the ‘Preacher’ adaptation
I really want Preacher to be good. The first trailer? Did nothing for me. The batch of official photos that hit a couple of weeks ago? Got me excited. The buzz out of SXSW? Has me very hopeful.
