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‘Wolverine 3’ confirmed as R-Rated and “Like A Western”
Wolverine 3 is going to be R-Rated! Rated R! With blood and death and the dance of death macabre with shattered skulls and ruined digestive tracks! Snikt! Snikt! Snikt! Or something! How do I feel about this news? I don’t care! Snikt! Snikt! Snikt!
Tuesday Afternoon Commute: Your Consciousness™, Powered By Google
Tuesday Afternoon Commute! I’m a day late. I’ve spent the last few days in a Theraflu haze. Thanks to my wife for bringing a death-flu back from the last conference she worked. Thanks to my wife for giving me the house I live in though, I suppose, I admit, begrudgingly, with her wonderful private sector job. A give and take, in life. A give and take, in existence.
What can you do? What can you do? What can you do? A little, or a lot. A lot, or a little. It all depends, it all depends.
What can I do? Well, I’m going to list the shit that I’m up to this week, that’s capturing my attention this week, that I’m sweating this week. Then I hope you do in the same in the comments section.
‘DOOM’ Launch Trailer: Heavy Metal Demon Destruction
Lost in the shuffle of Uncharted 4‘s final arrival is the fact that there’s a goddamn DOOM game dropping this week. Oh me? This guy? Going to have to pass on it. You know, given Uncharted 4. But I’m eagerly anticipating the game’s reviews, cause if it turns out good I’m definitely grabbing it down the road.
Philip K. Dick TV anthology series coming courtesy of Bryan Cranston and RDM
Bryan Cranston and Battlestar‘s own Ronald D. Moore are teaming up to bring a PKD anthology series to the televisor-screens. What a weird combo! I’ll take it. What a weird concept! I’ll take it.
‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ confirmed for “Early 2017” launch
Jesus Christ. When all is said and done I’ll have been waiting five fucking years for my next Mass Effect. Five fucking years!
Weekend Open Bar: Knobs and Curses
Weekend Open Bar! Come one, come all! Step right up into the saloon. Hang your jacket up by the fire, ignoring the blood trails. Step right up to the bar. Order your favorite drink, ignoring the bartender’s third eye. Step right up to the gathering in the corner. Tell me what you’re up to this weekend, ignoring my phlegmy laugh, and the circles under my eyes.
This is the weekly weekend column where we weakly, meekly, or enthusiastically (accounting for everything in-between) hang out. Sharing what we’re looking forward to this weekend. Be our foods, our games, our comics, our books, whatever the case! This is the place. Whatever the case!
