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Astronomers have found a New Planet orbiting closest Star to the Sun!
AstronomerWizards have found a new planet orbiting the closest star to us, Proxima Centauri. This is pretty fantastical news.
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Sony releasing DualShock 4 adapter for PC and Mac
Nice! Sony is going to be release a Dual Shock 4 adapter for the PC and Mac. There was a long stretch where I wanted to use a DS4 to rock shit on my PC, but inevitably I gave up and just bought one for my XB1 controller. Alas, the thumb sticks are better anyways. (I find them better to the point where I had a friend mod out my DS4 thumb sticks for XB1 ones for when I played my PS4). Still, as a fan of Sony, I like seeing them get on this.
‘Narcos’ Season 2 Trailer: Well, Here We Go Again
Fuck, I need to watch Narcos.
‘La La Land’ Trailer: Here’s To The Ones That Dream
I’m in love with Ryan Gosling, a love reinvigorated after laying dormant for a while. Reinvigorated by both The Big Short and my currently MOTY, The Nice Guys. So yes, I will watch him sing and smooch and act alongside Emma Stone, in a movie directed by Damien Chazelle (Whiplash).
‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Set Photos reveal an All-Father gone Homeless Dude
If you want to see Anthony Hopkins’ All-Father sporting a, uh, really interesting look, hit the jump!
Monday Morning Commute: As lonely as you let it be
SK3RTT | slimesunday
One of the things that has struck me, on this, my wife’s fourth day away on her current business trip, is how much time I used to spend alone. Reflecting back, graduate school was just hours upon hours of me by myself, stuck in a study. Staring at a computer screen. Reading works. Contemplating bullshit academic sophistry. And, of course, writing for Omega Level.
On this, my wife’s fourth day away on her current business trip, I think I understand why I wrote so much and so openly about my cock, balls, fluids, and all sorts of weird fetishes (I still do have, but no longer flaunt so openly).
Being alone does things to you, man.
Each of these days I’ve found myself soaked in a Diet Dew haze, my hands covered in failed-children and coconut Vaseline, a stupor of unwanted freedom for a countenance. The more I seem to caffeinate, the more trips to PornHub I make, the more concerned my dog looks as I stumble around the house with my underwear around my ankles and the paper towels eluding me, the more I understand my former-self.
My former-self is really just my current-self, but far more lonely, and with far too much time on his hands.
On this, my wife’s fourth day away on her current business trip, I think I should point out to you that she’s going to be gone for another ten out of fourteen days or so.
Buckle up, good friends, OverCaffeinatedCaffeinePowered is upon you.
This is Monday Morning Commute. This is the weekly column where I list what I’m up to during a given week. I hope you’ll share what you’re doing in the comments section below. I hope you’ll keep me company. For me. For my concerned dog. For my chaffed cock and balls and crusty t-shirts and my shattered sanity and my Diet Dew-fort and my anxiety.
WSJ: Sony revealing *two* new PlayStation models next month
WSJ, this revelation probably would have been more of a revelation like, Saturday. But good on you.
