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‘Terminator 2’ announces 3D Rerelease Next Year with New Poster

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Terminator 2 is getting a rerelease next, presumably to celebrate the 20th anniversary of Skynet’s awakening. And what is a good rerelease, without a new poster?

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‘Watch Dogs 2’ Gameplay Footage: Hack (Everything On) The Planet!

Oh, I’m hype for this game. Oh, so, very hype. One of my major misgivings (obviously) with the first Watch Dogs was how inconsequential hacking was to the actual game. Credit Ubisoft for recognizing this fuckery, and seemingly rectifying it in the sequel.

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Ryan Reynolds paid ‘Deadpool’ writers to be on set when Fox refused

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Man. I really fucking loved Deadpool. And I’m really fucking happy it made so much goddamn money, because Reynolds seems like a good guy, and sometimes it’s nice to see a passion project fucking crush it.

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Monday Morning Commute: We are all Placeholders

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We are all placeholders, man. Temporary installments in a Temporary Universe. Brief iterations, brief organizations of atoms-molecules-matter, and we will all be gone before we know it. That’s fine, that’s cool, that’s whatever. It’s gotta be because it is. No complaints here.

While we’re here, while the Aflame Blue Globe is here, while the Universe is still hurtling towards Heat Death, why don’t we hang out, folks?

Hang out, here, in Monday Morning Commute. The weekly column where all of us Placeholders get together and share what we’re excited for during a given week.

What comic book is coming out that you’re sweating? What movie is dropping that you’re anticipating? What fetish website is getting your hard earned bucks and/or meagerly administered strokes? Sharing is caring, so show that you shant neglect me in the comments section.

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Gene Wilder has passed away at the age of 83

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2016 is a fucking savage when it comes to sloughing off the mortal coils of beloved famous folk, eh? Fucking savage.

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Astronomers find radio signal so strong that it *may* be from aliens

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Like, we all know this isn’t going to turn out to be aliens, right? And even if it were aliens, there’s no way the Trilateral Commission and Anti-Disclosure Bastards would let us know the signal was real, right? Let’s get excited anyways, though. For now.

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Alison Brie joins female-wrestling series from ‘Orange is the New Black’ creator

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Alison Brie. Yes! Wrestling. Yes! Orange is the New Black creator. Yes!

Yes! Yes! Yes!

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‘Westworld’ Trailer: You’re one of them, aren’t you?

I really want this show to be good.

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Watch: ‘Avengers: Full House’ is your antidote to the melancholia of ‘Civil War’

Deathstroke will be main villain in Affleck’s ‘Batman’ solo movie

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Well, fuck. Couldn’t this news break like, two hours earlier? So I didn’t feel so foolish surfing the reports that Deathstroke is going to be in Justice League. Though, actually. Though, maybe he’ll still be appearing in the latter movie, too.

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