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Kate Bishop is getting her own Hawkeye title!

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Kate Bishop is getting her own Hawkeye title, courtesy of Kelly Thompson, Leonardo Romero and Jordie Bellaire. Fuck to the yes. I’ve been reneging on reading Marvel lately, or if I’m being honest, keeping up with the comic book grind at all. However! However. This might just be enough to get me back into the House of Ideas.

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Space Swoon: Saturn’s moon Pan is small but effective

‘Gears of War 4’ Launch Trailer: Lock and Load and Chainsaw Guns and Mechs

Microsoft and its Cabal have released the Gears of War 4 launch trailer ahead of the game’s upcoming release. The motherfucker is everything you’d expect from a trailer for the franchise. You know, big guns. Big people. Big monsters. Big action. I’m ready.

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Rumor: Standalone ‘Batman’ Movie won’t take place only in Arkham Asylum

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The rumor for a good long minute has been that the first Ben Affleck Batman movie would take place in Arkham Asylum. This sounded wonderful, since it caged the movie in the warm bosom of a favorite video game (Batman: Arkham Asylum, uh, obviously) and would riff on two favorite action movies (DreddThe Raid). Well, the newest rumor has the movie doing a lot more than hanging around the Asylum. Fine, fine!

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‘Nocturnal Animals’ Trailer: Love Is A Dark Violent Novel

The trailer for Tom Ford’s next movie, Nocturnal Animals has hit. And motherfucker, has it caught me off guard. I knew that Ford’s initial flick was well received, but I never caught it. Nocturnal Animals, though? Seems like the sort of beautiful, violent, miserable affair that I’m all about.

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Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s ‘Fast and Furious’ Character

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Vin Diesel wants to bring back Paul Walker’s character for future Fast and Furious movies. Maybe. Sort of. That is, if you’re willing to believe Paul Walker’s brothers. Here’s hoping it was more of a fever dream of Vin Diesel’s that he pitched to the Walker brothers than a “hey, I’m about to do this thing, guys” sort of thing.

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First Look: J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon from ‘Justice League’

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In celebration of Batman Day, Zack Snyder has shared an official look of J.K. Simmons as Commissioner Gordon. I’m, I’m okay with it? Sure. The visual aesthetics have never been the worst part of Snyder’s riff on the DCU, but it still looks dope.

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Rumor: ‘Mad Max: Fury Road’ Prequel is already in Pre-Production

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Looks like we’re going to be waiting a lot shorter than we were expecting for the Mad Max: Fury Road sequel. Or Prequel. If you believe the Ravens carrying the Internet Messages, the Fury Road prequel is already in pre-fucking-production. Still, I can’t help but get a bit bummed given that Furiosa is going to have a tenuous presence, at best.

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‘LEGO Batman Movie’ Poster: Be Yourself. Unless You Can Be Batman.

Mary Elizabeth Winstead joins ‘Fargo’ Season Three; Can We Have It Now?

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I don’t care that Fargo season 3 hasn’t filmed yet. Can we have it now? Can some intrepid soul pierce-time space for me, choose the Universe where the season came out most optimally, and send me the show? Fuck, I need this.

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