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Voltron Season 2 Trailer: Voltron (Dis)Assembled
Last night, I finally finished the first season of Netflix’s Voltron resurrection. What a fucking show! What a fucking epic ass finale. I can’t wait for its return in January. And if you’re like me, gnashing your teeth in hunger, in a desire to know what’s next, maybe you’ll find solace in this trailer. Which is after the fucking jump because it keeps auto-playing what the fuck.
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Rockstar Games drops One Simple Image and sets Gaming World Buzzing
Rockstar dropped one simple image today, and it has understandably set the world a-buzzing. Rockstar logo. Red background. Red Dead Redemption 2? No matter the case, no matter what this pertains to, one thing is certain. We are hungry. HON-GRY for some new fucking Rockstar game.
Watch: Tom Cruise running for 18 Minutes In an Exhausting Montage
Tom Cruise fucking loves running. Everywhere. Dramatically. He’s been doing it for decades, and now one soul has made a Tom Cruise Running MegaMix for all of us to enjoy.
Run, Tom, Run!
Wonder Woman International Trailer: Russian Language, Brighter Palette
Here’s a Wonder Woman International Trailer. No, it’s not in English. Yes, it still rocks. Oddly and welcomingly, it seems to have a brighter color palette.
Quentin Tarantino researching 1970s for his next project. Maybe Not a Movie.
Is this news? Is this a garbage headline? Is it worth reporting anyways? I don’t know, yes, and I think so. Tarantino has spent the last four years researching the 1970s for his next project. Which may not be a movie. Like I said, not really news. However, I am intrigued.
Weekend Open Bar: To The Left of Reality
My wife is really good at throwing wood into the wood stove that heats our sunroom during the Winter. Someday I’m going to be typing this from a shelter, or a shack, or my backyard. You see, she’s really good at throwing it. Ashes are really good at flying into the air. Burning embers are really good at hitting the tile, and not the rug.
But woah boy!
Someday them embers are going to hit the rug. I’ve seen it.
But woah boy!
Someday them embers are going to ignite the rug, maybe the dog, definitely the house. I’ve seen it!
In fact, somewhere across the OMNIVERSE, in an incredible amount of Universes, this is happening now.
Somewhere: my pubic hair, which dangles to the ground, is igniting from those embers.
In fact, somewhere across the OMNIVERSE, in an incredible amount of Universes, this is happening now.
Somewhere: my dog, which is also a dinosaur, which is also Jesus Christ, is turning nipple milk into water, drowning those burning embers.
I’ve seen it!
Anyways — until she burns down the house here, until the embers take down this dry ass house in this dry ass state on this perpetually dry ass Planet — until then — I will be celebrating Weekend Open Bar from my couch.
Right here!
Weekend Open Bar! Come come, folks. Celebrate the weekend with me. Come come, folks. Tell me what you’re up to this weekend!
Two New Dark Moons may be hiding near Uranus. Jokes Write Themselves
Researchers have discovered what appears to be two new Dark Moons. Lurking near Uranus. God is not without a sense of humor, it seems.
There Are *Way* More Galaxies In The Universe Than Previously Thought
An AstronomerWizard and his team have crunched the numbers and figured out something fucking staggering. There are *at least* 10 times as many galaxies in the Universe than previous thought. Motherfucker, we’re talking 700 billion trillion stars.
Carrie-Anne Moss’ Jeri Hogarth will be “very involved” in Iron Fist
Carrie-Ann Moss’ Jeri Hogarth is going to be totally “very involved” in Marvel and Netflix’s Iron Fist series. This is according to Marvel’s TV Czar and writer of creepy Quicksilver/Scarlet Witch incest porn, Jeph Loeb.
