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New ‘Logan’ Poster Shows Wolverine Going Full Cormac McCarthy
Don’t think it’s particularly revelatory to compare what we’ve seen of Logan so far to The Road. But, hey, fuck it. Sometimes the easiest comparison is the one you want to make.
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Space Swoon: Sunlight Upon Saturn’s North Pole
Man, Saturn is decently away from the Sun. Like, you know. 888.2 million miles. But that doesn’t mean sunlight can’t illuminate its north pole.
‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ TV Spot: Shocker and Vulture Are Bad News
Here’s a Spider-Man: Homecoming International TV spot! I can’t understand it, but I suppose I can appreciate a look at the Shocker and the Vulture.
Ryan Reynolds Appearing In ‘Logan’ As Deadpool [Update: Or Nah]
Apparently, Ryan Reynolds is going to be starring in a scene of Logan as Deadpool. Apparently.
New ‘John Wick: Chapter 2’ Photo: Neo and Morpheus Meet Again
Here’s Neo and Morpheus reuniting in John Wick: Chapter 2. A sequel, which please Elder Ones I beg you, will be significantly better than the Matrix ones.
Carrie Fisher Has Passed Away At The Age Of 60
Carrie Fisher has passed away at the age of 60, following a heart attack last weekend. Obviously, she played one of the best characters in my favorite saga of all time. However, Fisher was also a wonderful force in opening up about, discussing, and normalizing mental illness. Which I appreciate on a personal level. And funny. Fuck, she was funny. And, and, and. I don’t know. Deaths don’t usually hit me, but I’m taking this one on the jaw.
Space Swoon: Solar Winds Upon The Northern Lights In Canada
The Sun was straight celebrating the end of the year, too. Sending some energetic particles to smash into the Northern Lights in Canada.
Monday Morning Commute: Dunkin’ On Life’s Responsibilities This Week
Man, I ain’t got nothing to do.
Wife’s home. Wood stove pumping a pleasant, hearty heat. Admittedly, an unobtrusive but steady current of holiday corpulence-fueled diarrhea getting me up off the couch. But as I said, unobtrusive. A marginal push, a half-hearted wipe, and I’m back on the couch. Lounging. Admittedly, stank ass’d.
But hey.
Man, I ain’t got nothing to do.
It’s that wonderful liminal state between Christmas and January 2nd. Where the entire world seems slumberous, if not not working.
So let’s spend the hour, the day, the week together. This is Monday Morning Commute! Where we share what we’re enjoying during a given week! So, hark! The Calories and Diarrhea Golems sing! What are you up to? Let’s hang.
‘Cause.
Man, I ain’t got nothing to do.
Nintendo Filed A Trademark For ‘Eternal Darkness’ In December
Holy shit, Nintendo. Don’t even play that you’re resurrecting Eternal Darkness. Don’t even! Fuck, I loved the original.
‘Double Dragon 4’ Trailer: The Beat ‘Em Up Returns Next Month
Objective proof that 2017 is going to suck less than 2016: we got ourselves a new Double Dragon arriving. Next. Month.
