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‘New Mutants’ Movie Will Feature James McAvoy As Professor X

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Looks like we’re not done with James McAvoy as Professor X. Not just yet! The actor is going to be appearing in Fox’s New Mutants movie. Will the movie be any good? Who knows! But. And, and dear god I hope I don’t regret saying this, it can’t be any worse than X-Men: Apocalypse.

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‘Star Wars’ Braintrust Meeting Next Week To Address Leia And ‘Episode IX’

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Man. Thankless task amid genuine sorrow for the braintrust behind Star Wars. The collaborative is meeting next week to discuss the future of Leia, after the tragic passing of Carrie Fisher. Leia, a character who was going to have a large role in Episode IX.

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‘Thor: Ragnarok’ Plot Synopsis Reveals Thor Throwing Down On Planet Hulk

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How does Planet Hulk fit into Thor: Ragnarok, many have wondered. Well, now we know. Thor is imprisoned there, and he’s going to have to swing on the Green Giant once more.

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Views From The Space-Ship: A Bad Case Of The Future-Gaze

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Hey! Desktop Thursdays! Where I show you my goddamn worlds — populated by goddamn madness, beauty, reluctance, pensiveness, and really just a panoply of garbage!

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I skipped last week. Sue me! I have a very good attorney, and though he specializes in Bird Law, I think he can probably do me right.

Yeah yeah yeah yeah, I’m over-caffeinated and ready. Oh, so ready. To rock! Here are views from across my existence the past two weeks. My worlds done tangible, done intangible, done textual. All of them, for your pleasure. I hope. Oh, I hope. You’ll share your own world(s) in the comments section!

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NASA Launching Spacecraft In 2020s To Study Jupiter’s Asteroids And Another Made Of Metal

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NASA is aiming to do some dope shit in the 2020s. Expecting to launch spacecraft to study Jupiter’s asteroids, and also another one made of metal. Sounds dope! I’m, uh, just not optimistic about us/them making it until then.

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‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’ Season 2 Trailer: New Heroes, New Villains, More Voltron

Here’s a trailer for Voltron: Legendary Defender‘s second season. Which, quite frankly, cannot get here fucking soon enough.

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Gameplay Footage: A Galaxy’s Worth Of Surprises

Oh man. Oh man, oh man! Not only did we get a release date for Mass Effect: Andromeda yesterday. We were also gifted some gameplay footage. Which, I will tell you, I didn’t watch. I want to go into this fucking game fresh. F-r-e-s-h!

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‘Better Call Saul’ Season 3 Teaser: Criminal. Lawyer.

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Here’s my yearly reminder that I should be watching Better Call Saul. But, you know, instead I’m probably watching Contagion for the thousandth time or something.

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‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ Is Officially Dropping This March

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Holy shit. Holy shit. Mass Effect: Andromeda has an actual release date. March 21, 2017. Oh, and March 23rd in Europe. Holy shit. Holy shit.

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‘Star Wars Rebels’ Midseason 3 Trailer: Darth Maul Gets Rematch Against Obi-Wan

Yeah, I often forget that somehow Darth Maul survived his slashing at the hands of Obi-Wan! But bro still alive! Bro getting a rematch against Obi-Wan in Star Wars Rebels‘ third season.

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