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Maybe: ‘Star Wars’ Original Cuts To Be Re-Released This Year For 40th Anniversary
Okay! Okay! Okay. I know, I know we’ve posted a lot of these rumors before. But! But! But. This time it’s one of the more reputable, accurate Star Wars sites reporting it.
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Netflix Planning Six Seasons Of ‘Voltron: Legendary Defender’
Ah, yeah! Mother! Fucker! Apparently us, unwashed and undeserving swine, are getting six seasons of Voltron: Legendary Defender. Maybe more.
Louis C.K. Announces Two New Stand-Up Specials Coming To Netflix
Louis C.K. got himself two new stand-up specials coming to Netflix. Which is fantastic news to me. Yeah, real profound copy. I know. Fuck.
NASA Has Discovered 7 Earth-sized Planets 40 Light-Years Away
NASA has dropped the boom on their teased discovery. Seven Earth-sized planets 40 light-years away. Three in the habitable “Goldilocks” zone. Everyone is understandably excited about this news, so let me be a downer. 40 light-years away is more than enough distance for us to never get there, especially since we got like 100 years left on this rotting formerly Blue Marble.
Cheerio!
Noah Hawley (‘Fargo’ and ‘Legion’) Is Directing Sci-Fi Flick ‘Pale Blue Dot’
Noah Hawley is the fucking berries, man. Big, juicy, honking berries. If he’s directing a science-fiction flick, I’m in. Way in.
Marvel’s ‘Inhumans’ Series Casts Ramsay Snow In A Lead Role
The biggest baddest villain from Game of Thrones has been cast in a key role in Marvel’s Inhumans TV series.
Rumor: Simon Kinberg Directing Next ‘X-Men’ Movie
Simon Kinberg is probably directing the next X-Flick, X-Men: Supernova. Should this excite you, should you be excited that Bryan Singer isn’t directing it, remember. Kinberg fucking *wrote* X-Men: Apocalypse.
NASA Announcing A “Discovery Beyond Our Solar System” Tomorrow
News! Big news! Aliens, it’s gotta be aliens, right? Oh man! Exciting. Sort of. Until you realize we’re destroying ourselves at a fantastic rate, and even getting *out* of this solar system is nearly impossible for us. Man. Really brought down the vibe in here. But, but still, I’m excited.
‘Black Mirror’ Season 4 Hires John Hillcoat To Direct Episode
John Hillcoat has been tapped to direct an episode of Black Mirror‘s fourth season. Oh yeah. Black Mirror. Season 4! It’s coming, and you’ll be able to enjoy it, in-between. You know. Living in this reality, which is a fucking episode of the show unto itself.
