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‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Teaser Trailers: Watch It, Then Analyze It
Two teasers have dropped for Kingsman: The Golden Circle. The first, a fifteen second staccato blast of frames. The second, a prolonged frame-by-frame analysis.
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‘Captain Marvel’ being directed by Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck
Finally, finally, finally, the director(s) search for Captain Marvel is over. Anna Boden and Ryan Fleck. And, man, it’s outside the box and I love it thus. I mean, they’re responsible, for among other things, the bleak as fuck Half Nelson. Sign me up, folks.
Nintendo dropping SNES Classic Edition. I can’t wait to not find it!
Hey! Nintendo is dropping an SNES Classic Edition this year! Fucking neat! I can’t wait for their bullshit artificial scarcity to result in me not being able to find one! #FUCKNINTENDOLOL.
‘Ant-Man and the Wasp’ director teases new suits and technology
I imagine, oh do I imagine, that the Ant-Man and Wasp flicks are going to be like the Iron Man movies. In the sense that each new installment will bring spiffy new technology for fans to eat up.
Dolph Lundgren joins the cast of ‘Aquaman’ as villain King Nereus
Dolph Lundgren taking his streak of villainy from DC’s television universe to its cinematic universe. Ivan Drago himself will be playing some evil king or some shit in Aquaman.
James Gunn confirms he’s writing and directing ‘Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3’
James Gunn will be back to close out the trilogy he started. The director has revealed that he’s officially writing and directing the third installment of Guardians of the Galaxy. And, barring the second volume sucking, this is pretty rad news.
‘The Man From U.N.C.L.E.’ sequel is in the works
We don’t deserve a sequel to The Man From UNCLE. It was woefully under appreciated, despite featuring a staggering amount of gorgeous people, whimsy, and enjoyable action. But, fuck it, for once maybe the pop culture universe is going to pay it forward.
‘Star Wars: Battlefront II’ Teaser Trailer: Now With 100% More Single Player Campaign
EA has *officially* revealed Star Wars: Battlefront II, after a trunicated preview for the title dropped earlier this week. Me? This guy? Rot-brained, stink-ball’d Caff? I just might play this, given that it has a single player campaign. You?
‘Star Wars Rebels’ Season 4 Trailer: Check Out The Preview Of Its Final Season
Star Wars Rebels is ending with its fourth season, it’s been revealed at Celebration this weekend. With that in mind, check out this glimpse of the beloved show’s final installment.
Weekend Open Bar: as tasty as you let it be
It’s the freakin’ weekend, baby!
That can only mean, well, an assortment of things for yours truly. Overeating. Watching wrestling. Sleeping late. Continuing to overeat. Playing video games. Watching playoff hockey. All sorts, oh, oh, all sorts of glorious, hedonistic, self-indulgent, wildly self-masturbatory excessivism.
But! It’s the Weekend! Some come, fellow garbage lurkers. Come and spend time here in the Weekend Open Bar.
