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New ‘Life is Strange’ game is coming, confirms its developer
Man, people loved Life is Strange. I never played that shit, because I’m a Trash Lord who spends his time grinding repetitive quests in sandbox games as a means to exert control over his own life. However, that don’t mean I don’t wish I hadn’t played the game. (Look at that fucking disgusting sentence, LOOK AT IT.) Anyways, none the less, none-the-less, nonetheless, there’s a sequel to the fan favorite in development.
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‘The Mummy’ Final Trailer: Tom Cruise and his buddy Dr. Jekyll fight monsters
The Mummy final trailer is pushing what I sort of vaguely remember was coming: an extended monsters universe. Which, uh, much like this movie, doesn’t really appeal to or excite me. But, just like this movie, I’ll probably see the flicks of this extended universe. I’m…I’m garbage.
‘Destiny 2’ Reveal: Check out all the trailers and details here
Bungie has blown the roof out with its Destiny 2 reveal, dropping all sorts of delicious morsels. The game is coming to Battle.net for the PC! It’s going to feature matchmaking! Weapon sets are changed! Check it out here.
‘The Dark Crystal’ getting prequel series from Netflix and The Jim Henson Company
Well, this is certainly out of left field. Netflix and The Jim Henson company are bringing us The Dark Crystal prequel series we never knew we needed. (Or did we?)
Karl Urban could return for Judge Dredd TV series, and now I give a shit
Karl Urban? Returning for the Judge Dredd television series? Maybe? Now, now I give a shit about this little development.
‘War for the Planet of the Apes’ Trailer: Fight Only To Survive
I…I can’t be the only one rooting for the apes in this movie, can I?
Jordan Peele is producing an adaptation of Matt Ruff’s ‘Lovecraft Country’ for HBO
Jordan Peele’s next project? Producing an adaption of Matt Ruff’s novel Lovecraft Country into a series for HBO. That, that’s awkward as fuck phrasing, I know.
‘The Flash’ News: Sam Raimi passes on directing, Robert Zemeckis might, Billy Crudup leaves film
The Flash can’t seem to land any good fucking news these days. Rotating cast of potential directors, infinite script rewrites (a DCU staple at this point), and now Billy Crudup has left the flick.
‘The Witcher’ getting Netflix series, cause everyone wants that next ‘Game of Thrones’
I don’t know if my headline makes sense, because I’m not *super* familiar with The Witcher (yet). But, you know. I’ve never let reality get in the way of my shit-posting. Why start now?
‘Logan Noir’ Trailer: Wolverine’s Swan Song In Gorgeous Black and White
Hey! Finally done drying your eyes over Logan? Now you can fire up them waterworks one more time! Here’s the Logan Noir trailer!
