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Apple is bringing back Steven Spielberg’s ‘Amazing Stories’ because nothing ever ends

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Apparently noted obvious alien and member of the Illuminati Steven Spielberg had a series in the 1980s titled Amazing Stories. This series is being resurrected by The Alien, Bryan Fuller, and Apple. I don’t really have anything else to offer about this development. Cool? Feels significant, but I also don’t give a fuck.

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‘Bill and Ted Face The Music’ is the ‘Bill and Ted 3’ official title. Most gnarly~

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I’m here for Bill and Ted 3, my dudes. Especially given my particular love for Keanu Reeves as of late, piggybacking off of my obsession with the John Wick movies. Worst case scenario? The movie sucks. Who cares at this point? Best case? More Bill and Ted awesomeness.

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Sylvester Stallone directing ‘Creed 2’, which is both stunningly boring and dumb to me

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Creed was fantastic because it was an interesting spin on the Rocky franchise. It excelled because it allowed a new filmmaker to explore the franchise’s mythos, while injecting his own take. have absolutely no fucking desire to see old ass, redundant Stallone once again return to the director’s chair.

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‘Star Wars: The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Old Man Luke Fears The Power Of The Force

It’s the final trailer for Star Wars: The Last Jedi, what the fuck else do you need to know? Watch it! Then come back!

Are you back? Nice! Impressions? What did you think?

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‘Wheelman’ Trailer: Frank Grillo’s action flick looks like ‘Drive’ meets ‘Collateral’ or something

The basic premise for Frank Grillo’s Netflix flick Wheelman does not come off exciting. The trailer however, certainly does.

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The Rock officially announces his ‘Fast And Furious’ spin-off with Jason Statham

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Well, it’s official! The Rock and Jason Statham will be punching copious amounts of skulls together. As well as bantering quite well, too.

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Elijah Wood wants to star in that ‘Y: The Last Man’ adaptation that’s been coming forever

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Elijah Wood is down to star in that adaptation of Y: The Last Man that’s been in development forever. Forever. Forever! Hey man, I’m down with that casting.

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‘X-Files’ Season 11 Trailer: Oh Yeah, Mulder And Scully Got A Kid

X-Files is one of those post-streaming world, zombie-shows that I have no internet in returning to. However, if this show is (still) your cup of tea, here’s a trailer for the eleventh season.

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‘The Last Jedi’ Teaser: Full Trailer & Ticket Sales Tomorrow, You Rebel Scum

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Here is brief trailer snippet from the MarketingWizards at DisneyLucasFilth to announce a full Last Jedi trailer dropping tomorrow. Not only that, though! Tickets go on sale tomorrow night as well.

After the jump, because fucking Twitter video.

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‘Justice League’ Trailer: I Had A Dream. It Was The End Of The World.

Latest Justice League trailer has dropped, and it’s surprisingly packed with some pathos. I resent how hard the Superman theme from Man of Steel still hits me right in the goddamn feels. Man, that movie had so much promise. Man, I want this movie to be good.

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