#April2012

Gender-Swapped MARVEL VILLAINS Gives The Ladies The Right To Conquer.

Priscilla Tramontano has taken some of the stalwart  conquerors  of the Marvel universe and dropped a second X-chromosome on them. The results? A Galactus I find myself hauntingly attracted to, and more.

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Bungie Says Goodbye To HALO With Mind-Warping Infographic

Bungie has moved on from the Halo  universe, striking out into the realm of the third-party with a new title they have yet to reveal. Before departing they dropped this final tear-streaked wet kiss on their dedicated community, in the form of this ass-bursting infographic. Like there’s been  85,841,504 days worth of Halo  played. Or the fact that there’s been more deaths in the series than people who have ever lived on Earth. Insane stuff.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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‘TRUE BLOOD’ Season 5 Teaser #1: Don’t Forget This Show Sucks

I’ve been doing recaps of True Blood  for several seasons now, and when I came across this teaser I had a moment where I realized I needed to stop doing them. Nary a moment later I decided a better action would be to drink during them, and write in a state of drunken belligerence that will always segue into “Jessica makes me want to splooge slop sprung party”, so that’s what I’m going to do.

Hit the jump for the trailer.

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Rumor: Next XBOX Has Blu-Ray, ALWAYS-ON Internet, And More.

Want a handful of new rumors regarding the next Xbox? Like how it does  have Blu-Ray (this rumor is going back and forth), or how the Kinect is going to be built-in? Then continue reading, good friends.

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First Look At Christopher Waltz On Set Of ‘DJANGO UNCHAINED’, Can’t Wait. Won’t Wait!

Here’s a glimpse at Christopher Waltz on the set of Django Unchained. The good sir Waltz plays a bounty hunter who goes by the name of  Dr. King Schultz and teams up with Jamie Foxx’s character to lay down some death and revenge. Righteous.

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Marvel Studios President: ‘ANT-MAN’ Is “Closest It’s Ever Been”

Edgar Wright has been jawing about making an Ant-Man  movie for years now. In fact if I recall correctly its noise was filtered through the pop-psyche even before Scott Pilgrim. Nothing has really seemed to come about from all the chatter though, and as such I’ve disregarded any excitement I once had for the film. However if the noise out of Kevin Feige’s mouth is accurate, I may need to don my Cloak of The Excite!

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Dude Taste-Tests 22 YEAR-OLD BATMAN CEREAL. Hats Off, My Friend.

…So I’m not really certain of the gender of Food junk, though I do liberally apply the term “dude” to peoples of all genders, genitals, and combinations of both. What I am certain of is that Food Junk is a blog-person carved out of the same insanity as me. Taste-testing a 22 year-old  cereal? Tremendous.

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“Dumb & Dumber 2” confirmed. Why. No, seriously, why.



I love Dumb and Dumber. It’s one of my “movies to watch when I’m sick” staples, even if the “doggy bag” scene scarred me for life as a child (it was a long time before I could look at a beating heart without making a face). I totally overlooked the prequel, because, well. But the fact remains, the movie is a classic and I know  it will remain untouched by the fingers of some greedy Hollywood execut–

Sorry, what was that? I… oh.

Well, fuck.

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Neil deGrasse Tyson Got James Cameron To CHANGE One Thing In ‘TITANIC 3D’

I’ve heard Neil deGrasse Tyson rail against an inaccuracy in Titanic  several times in my travels. His ability to pick up things like the patterns of the stars in the sky in a movie  is considerably bad ass, and he has leveraged that into several rants on accuracy. I just never expected his rants  to turn into changes.

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Oni announces full-color version of ‘SCOTT PILGRIM’, dare you take the double-dip?

Perchance this is the sort of double-dipping that you may be into. Oni Press has announced that they’re going to release a full-color version of Scott Pilgrim  in an “ultra swank” format.

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