#April2012

THIS WEEK on Game of Thrones: “What is Dead May Never Die”


“What is Dead May Never Die” is the pledge of the men of the Iron Islands.   When they undergo this ‘baptism’ by saltwater in their adolescence, they are ‘drowned’ in the waters in homage to the old tradition — Ironmen were literally drowned, then resuscitated, and having suffered that little ‘death’, they style themselves as dead men, unable to be killed on the battlefield.

Theon Greyjoy bathed in saltwaters at the climax of Sunday’s episode of  Game of Thrones, and made the choice to betray the North, and his foster brother, Robb Stark.

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DC Drops First Look At ‘BEFORE WATCHMEN’ Pages. Oh Yeah Hey Awesome.

DC’s dropped a preview of Before Watchmen. Yeah, I”ll say it. It’s nice art. Sometimes the Devil dresses up in a sexy red dress, too.

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GOOGLE DRIVE Details Leak. 5GB Of Free Storage Droppin’ Next Week

I like myself my Dropbox account, and I don’t see myself switching to anything else anytime soon. However Google is going to come out swinging with their own cloud storage, and goddammit its almost as much space as I’ve swindled out of my friends on the former service.

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‘IRON MAN 3’ Getting Chinese Co-Production. I See, I See.

Iron Man 3  is getting going, with rumors about villains and castings and other fantastic shiznit. All sorts of interesting. Not as interesting as this announcement that the film will have a Chinese co-production partner.

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AURORAS Spotted On URANUS For First Time. Cue Puns.

Have you seen an aurora? I sure haven’t. My experience with them have been confined to Skyrim. Don’t get me wrong, those were gorgeous, I would just much prefer seeing one in person. Now, what could be more fantastic than that? Seeing one on a foreign planet.

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Brazilian CANNIBALS Make Empanadas With Human Meat. Yum-Yum Time.

Man. At a local joint that the Mrs and I frequent, I often snag the corn and black bean empanadas. My one usual complaint is that there ain’t any meat in them, though I don’t think this is the sort of shizz I’m looking to ingest.

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Daniel Craig: Bond Not So Emo In ‘SKYFALL’. Good. Plus! Pics.

Daniel Craig is flapping those sultry lips, dropping some info about Skyfall. The most encouraging detail he’s let fly out of those grizzled yet interestingly warm kissing-pistons is that Jimmy Bond ain’t going to be frowning so much in the next flick. Good!

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The Meming of Life: Conspiracy Keanu

Conspiracy Keanu

No one is better equipped to deal with snares and trappings of an infinitely complex world than Conspiracy Keanu. Since September of last year, he has been waging a war of truth against the cloak and dagger illuminati, exposing their secrets through his mind-bending theories. Beware: once you have seen into the mind of a genius, there is no return to normality. So sign your waivers, and check out the top 5 after the jump.

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CLASSIC VIDEO GAMES Reimagined As Popular Children’s Books. Swag.

Here’s a collection of classic video games done up as popular children’s books! Take this synthesis off the chin and love it. My childhood games all mashed up with my childhood books. Cyeah!

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The Tupac x Star Wars Hologram Mash-Up We Deserve

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