#March2012

Cosplay: Official Lilith from ‘BORDERLANDS 2’ is…Weak knees yo.

Glory be. Even though this is the official model for Lilith from Borderlands 2, I’m pretty sure it’s worth posting. Cause, well. Just take a damn look.

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Today, Philip K. Dick Is 30 Years Gone. Moment Of Hallucinatory Silence.

Visionary  Philip K. Dick passed away 30 years-ago today. Even though I’ve come to the good sir just very recently in his written works, I have been submerged in his movie adaptations and the concepts he pushed forward for a good long time.

New ‘Avengers’ Images Got Maria Hill Overseeing The S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier. Lovin’ It

Cobie Smulders is goddamn perfect casting for Maria Hill in the Avengers  flick, and I use the following images to corroborate my claim.

Hit the jump to see how right I am.

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Video: ‘Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles’ Intro Remade With Action Figures, April’s Still Hot.

This is something worth of exploration. Whatever that means. The entire Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles  into remade with action figures. It seems fitting, since, you know, the entire show was predicated on lining us up youngins in the toy stores to buy the swag.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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Rumor: ‘Assassin’s Creed III’ Screens Leak. When It Leaks, It Pours?

Golly me, Ubisoft seems utterly incapable of keeping anything about Assassin’s Creed III from leaking into the bandwidth-pipes. I suppose its a sign of the times. Latest batch of burped-up unintentionality? Some screens. They’re not confirmed, but c’mon.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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Press Start!: The Dude Who Hacked My Xbox Can Choke On Unicorn Puke

Pow! Welcome to the sporadic and unfortunately not really weekly anymore column Press Start! Within these confines we talk about what the haps are in the world of gaming on a given week. No column is complete without a lazy conceit, so we’re rocking a Top 5 list. Per usual, my list is based solely on personal preference, and reflects only  my poor taste. Do my dumb ass a solid and spout off in the comments section about what caught your fancy these past seven days.

Let’s boogie. Woogie.

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McFarlane Paying Gaiman $382,000 In ‘Spawn’ Settlement, Who Really Wins? Charity.

Remember when Toddy  McFarlane said to Robert Kirkman, “they only sue when there’s money” and we all had a good laugh at his reductionist tendencies? Oh, good times. ‘Cause it really doesn’t mean there can’t be money and  just cause or whatever. Such was the case in the Gaiman vs McFarlane court battle, where Gaiman ended up winning. A considerable amount of money, that he is going to donate to charity.

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‘Mass Effect 3’ OFFICIAL LAUNCH TRAILER: Holy F**k It’s Almost Here.

Holy frosting-covered tits, the official launch trailer for Mass Effect 3  has dropped. The game is close. So fucking close. My balls hurt just thinking about it.

Hit the jump and moan with me!

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THIS WEEK ON Justified: The Man Behind the Curtain

Arlo is going batshit insane.   At least I think that’s the clinical term.   In case you’re wondering where his crazy behavior is coming from, rewatch the first episode.   Helen makes mention to how Arlo is sick and bi-polar.   Well, with Helen no longer around to ensure he takes his meds, Arlo is just going to get crazier and crazier.

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24-Hour Cupcake-Dispending ATM In Beverly Hills. Rich F**ks Got It All, Man.

Holy shit-tits, this is the bizness. (Disregard that entire sentence. It’s the entire bag of Jelly Belly sugar slowly metabolizing in my caffeine-guts.) There exists, in a promise land, a 24-hour cupcake-dispensing ATM. Mine eyes and shit. Mine eyes.

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