#March2012

Netflix Deal With Cable Providers, While David Fincher Fights Them over Budget Of His Show

Netflix moving to cable? Shaking hands, high-fiving? I’ve always thought of Netflix streaming as the antidote  to cable, and now they may get cozy? Reality is melting! Someone hold me. Pass the blanket.

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WATCH Darren Aronofsky Directed Ad for Kohl’s Starring J. Lo. Bills, Man.

Oh, Darren. If I didn’t openly admit I shouldn’t stop you from making some honest cheddar, I’d be hanging my head over this one. You directed an ad for Kohl’s  starring J. Lo? I hope you bought the kids something nice with the check.

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Video: Huge Coronal Mass Ejection Slammed Into Earth Today. Sun Activity ++

On Tuesday evening, a curmudgeonly old Sun decided to erupt in a violent solar flare. Ole sumbitch Sun has been acting up for a while now. Early this morning, the Solar Puke smashed into our Earth’s atmosphere.

Hit the jump for videos of the ejection and some deets. It’s swoon.

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Gabe Newell Is A Goddamn Billionaire. A Mere 853 Places From Being Richest Dude On Earth

For some reason I never really contemplated how much money  Gabe Newell has in his rather sizable pockets. Sure he is the head of Valve, honcho behind Steam. Perhaps the proud owner of a new console. Even with all that considered, I didn’t think he had a billi. Well, as I am wont to be, I am wrong. Wrong like woah.

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‘BioShock Infinite’ Introduces First ‘Heavy Hitter’: GEORGE WASHINGTON TERMINATOR. Srsly

Rad. Irrational has introduced the first in a line of “heavy hitter” baddies for BioShock Infinite. This wandering death machine is none other than a George Washington Terminator.

Hit the jump to gaze into the eyes of patriotic death.

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Topher Grace (Yes Him) Edited ‘Star Wars’ Prequels Into One 85-Minute Movie. No Salvation

I didn’t know that Topher Grace was anything outside of Venom from Spider-Man 3. That’s literally  the only place I know him from. So when /Film mentioned yesterday that not only was he a huge movie buff but that he also had edited the Star Wars  prequels into one 85-minute movie, I was shocked. Then I just felt bad for the guy.

Hit the jump for video for reaction and details.

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Joe Quesada Responds To DC’s ‘New 52’ and ‘Avengers vs. X-Men’ Comparisons

Marvel COO and former artist (shots fired!) Joe Quesada has spouted off about all the DC ‘New 52’ and Avengers vs. X-Men  comparisons. If you’ve half a brain, it’s pretty much the noise you were expecting.

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Views From The Space-Ship: Beware The Ides of Sushi Dumps

Max Landis Returning To Write ‘Chronicle 2’, Codenamed ‘White Akira Strikes Back’

Max Landis penned the found-footage superhero flick Chronicle  in something like nine hours. Okay, that’s an exaggeration. But it did it with the quickness and it was pretty hot. Now he’s being given a chance to answer the bell and pen the sequel.

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Peter Molyneux Is Leaving ‘Lionhead Studios’ To Start Transdimensional Gaming Company

Ha! Get it? ‘Cause  Molyneux is always making promises and then rescinding them! I’m so (not very) witty.

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