#March2012
Rumor: Next XBOX Won’t Have A DISC DRIVE. Double Wut
Here’s a rumor upside your head: the next Xbox isn’t going to have a disc drive. Yep. Well, I mean, yep as in that’s the rumor. Do I buy it? Not at all.
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Video: Pickpocket Uses CHOPSTICKS. That’s Pro Mode.
This is another echelon of pickpocketing madness. Chinese thieves use chopsticks to liberate the valuables of strongly owned citizens.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Valve: We’re NOT Making A CONSOLE Anytime Soon. Internet: YEAH OKAY
Valve. They got themselves a bit of the fun as fuck Obi-Wan action going on. Marketing director Doug Lombardi has come down on the rampant rumoring that the company is preparing to unleash the Gabeatron Steam Box (my sources have confirmed this will be the name) soon.
THIS WEEK ON Eastbound & Down – Chapter 16
It gets wet n’ wild this week on EB&D, as we encounter some predictably unpredictable circumstances on our journey back to comedic certitude. It is now my professional opinion that KP has fully recovered from an anemic start to season 3, and much good seems to be in store ahead as we once again bask in darkness of the KP experience…right after the jump.
Tacos In A Cup? Ramen Has Nuked The F**king Fridge
As Men and Women of the Universe, it is our job to consistently thwart the Will of Everything. Case in point: the creation of taco-flavored ramen.
Hit the jump to behold The End.
Dust Devil On MARS Shows The Red Planet Looking Lively
Check out that there picture up thurr. Woah. Syntax+grammar vomisplosion. Anyways. That little spectral goody is nothing more than a dust devil wandering about the surface of Mars. A concept, which when thought about, is actually pretty cool.
PIXAR MOVIES Get MINIMALISM POSTERS. We All Win.
Straight to the point: hit the jump for some gorgeous Pixar movies done up in minmialistic poster glory.
‘The Avengers’ GERMAN TRAILER: New Footage Of Dialogue I Can’t Understand
So, The Avengers trailer now comes flavored in German. With that new delicious language comes a few extra moments of Brucey, Cap, and Anthony Stark joking around. In German. Despite the barrier (for me), you can still dig the rapport.
Hit the jump to check it out.
‘COMMUNITY’ RETURN TRAILER: And Then All Was Right
One week from goddamn today, Community returns to TV. I’m still slowly working my way through the backlog (I’ve acknowledged my crimes, paid for my sins, you shut your dirty mouth) and am eagerly anticipating slobbering all over the new episodes. There’s a trailer for the new jam, and it will make you giggle.
OR I WILL CUT YOU.
