#February2012
Scientists: Mars Had Two Oceans. Me: TEARY-EYED HEAD NOD.
Water on Mars. It’s enough to get the tits of any geek tightening. Just the mere words. Scientists have it in their Wunder-Books proof that there were two oceans on the Red Planet. This makes me way, way, way too emotional for some reason.
New ‘Star Trek’ TV Show Is Coming. Maybe. You Interested?
There could a new Star Trek TV show coming courtesy of That Guy Who Made Usual Suspects and Those X-Mutant Movies.
Trailer: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Goes Theatrical, Doesn’t Wow Me.
Sony’s upping their Amazing Spider-Man promotional game, dropping a theatrical trailer for the flick. Aside from the action sequences briefly featured, the movie continues to not do much for me. What do you guys and gals think? Check out the trailer and drop your impressions in the comments section.
Video: Ending Theme To Indie Hit ‘Bastion’ Performed Live. Goosey Bumpy Time.
I loved Bastion, the indie game that dropped on XBLA last year. A grindy little game with heart that also featured a hell of a soundtrack. Last week at the New York Video Game Critics Circle Awards, songwriter Darren Korb and singer Ashley Barrett performed the ending theme to the game. It’s awesome.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Muhammad Ali x Ryu x Street Art = Yes.
From the streets of Paris comes this ridiculously awesome street art.
Producer Says It’s ‘Patently False’ Ford Is In Talks For ‘Blade Runner’ Sequel. Phew.
As Forrest Gump once said, “Rumors is as rumors does, boogers, cliche pop culture reference, tee-hee pee joke”. We should have recalled that line from that movie over the weekend, when it rumors about Harrison Ford appearing in the Blade Runner sequel came to boil. It ain’t happening folks! Probably.
Monday Morning Commute: Sorry About the Mess.
I just woke up from a nap. The time-stamp on my compu-deck is 9:45PM. The natural inference is that I’m going to stay up too late, not get enough sleep, and drag ass all day tomorrow.
This is going to be a problem.
So how will I combat the First World Problem of being overtired at work? Well, with huge scoops of entertainment that’ll either sharpen my mind or further dull it! And how will I tell the lovely OL patrons which mind-bullets I’ll be loading into my metaphor-pistol? Why, with this very post – the MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE!
C’mon, hop aboard and check out how I’ll be coping with the indentured servitude that is the forty-hour workweek. After you see which snake-oils I’m sipping on, hit up the comments section and show off your own curative elixirs.
New ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Images Reminds Us The Flick Exists. Web On!

The Amazing Spider-Man is the movie I keep forgetting about this year. It could be great! It really could. It just keeps slipping my mind underneath an avalanche of Dark Knight Rises, Prometheus, Avengers, Django Unchained, Looper…and more. There’s some new images from the flick, as well as wordage from director Marc Webb regarding the flick.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Comic Book Direct Market Has Best January Since 2008. Everyone Drink!
The comic market experienced its best January in four fucking years. I mean, we have to be happy about this, right?
Naughty Dog Almost Made New ‘Jak and Daxter’ Before Choosing ‘The Last of Us’
Jak and Daxter! Oh how I love you, though you continue to recede into the recesses of my brain-skull. Naughty Dog almost revived you, and then realized they could make way, way, way more money making that Ellen Page Zombies Game they’re working on.












