#February2012

Next Xbox Is Code-Named Durango. Cue Easy Jokes.

The Next Xbox is getting itself a code-name, which means the son of a bitch is coming along. Processors installed and uh, such and stuff. It’s got itself a code named and well…it’s definitely better  than Project Dolphin. I know, not saying much.

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Sam Humphries Taking Comics To ‘Higher Earth’, Space Beastiality?

Sam Humphries has been on my radar since his one-off Our Love Is Real  was plugged by a wonderful OL regular. This may very well be the year the dude explodes onto the scene – fucking deservingly – with a myriad of projects. The latest announced is Higher Earth.

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‘Assassin’s Creed 3’ Dropping October 30. Slice Of Fun. Slice! Ha!

I haven’t played the last two  Assassin’s Creed games. Why? ‘Cause they so enormous and goddamn addictive I’m pretty sure they exist to ruin my life. Still, I’m excited for this game. That I hope I never play.

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Trailer: ‘Amazing Spider-Man’ Goes International, NEW FOOTAGE. OMFG.

Those international folks, they get all the new footage these days. There’s a new Spidey trailer with some bonus! footage that us Yanks haven’t seen.

Hit the jump to check it out.

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REVIEW: ‘Mass Effect 3’ Demo Time, Son! Daughter!

I spent this Valentine’s Day with someone special.   Someone that’s always been there for me.   Some one that I can tell my problems too.   Someone that will always listen.   Someone that I love.   Commander Shepard.

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BitTorrent Inventor: My Goal Is To Kill Off TV.

BitTorrent inventor Bram Cohen dreams small.  Minuscule.  All he endeavors to do is to kill off television. As an aside, imagine being the guy or gal who created BiTorrent? Like a boss.

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Video: ‘Super Mario World’ Lowest Score Ever Run.

Fuck speed runs! Fuck high-score runs! This is the new-new black. Duder here scores the lowest score ever in Super Mario World, and of course he’s captured his impressive banality on the YouTube. It’s pretty intense.

Hit the jump for the video and the particulars.

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WSJ: Apple Testing An 8-Inch iPad. See, Size Isn’t Everything.

Rendar has a co-worker who also works at one of those mall-based Apple Cults who recently told him who told me who is now telling you that he thought Apple may be working on a smaller-sized iPad. This probably isn’t news to anyone who is more in-tune with the Webz than me, but it whatever! Rendar’s friend may be correct.

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Movie Adaptation of Richard K. Morgan’s ‘Altered Carbon’ Getting Fast-Tracked. Gulp.

Richard K. Morgan’s Altered Carbon  is one of my favorite books. Ever. The spiritual successor to Neuromancer  with a whole lot more fucking, it milked my cyberpunk glands with capable hands. I’ve known that it was getting a movie adaptation for a while now (Morgan actually sold the rights to the book for $1 million, which enabled him to become a full-time writer. Good for him, man) but now its getting fast-tracked.

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Mario Propaganda Posters Prove You Can’t Keep A Good Bowser Down.

Fernando Reza has dropped some new propaganda posters, complimenting last year’s rallying cry for the Mushroom Kindgom. This time? He’s all about the war efforts from Bowser’s point of view. They’re gorgeous.

Hit the jump to check them out.

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