#October2011
Video: THIS IS WHAT A DINOSAUR FEELS LIKE.
A little girl breaking down the ineffable blood-soaked glory that is feeling like a dinosaur. Little kids are so awesome and creative until we stick them into the straightening and edge-dulling machinery that is the educational system.
Hit the jump to find out.
But prepare yourself.
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One Mineral Could Tell Exactly When Mars Was Covered In Water. Science Get!
At this point we know that Mars has water. Had water. Maybe has water, definitely had water. One mineral we’ve retrieved from the Angry God could held the key to figuring out exactly when the Red One was covered in water.
Ken Levine Explains How ‘BioShock Infinite’ Is Influenced By Occupy Wall Street
Ken Levine is still tweaking BioShock Infinite, even as it crunches onwards towards its release date. One of the ways he’s helping work out integral plot points is by following Occupy Wall Street. (#OccupyRapture?)
‘Independence Day’ Back-To-Back Sequels Happening With Or Without Fresh Prince. ‘Kay.
ID4 is one of the classic movies in the pantheon of American cinema, executed by two brilliant auteurs. That said, it’s been a good goddamn forever since it came out, and there’s talk that sequels are coming. Even if the only Totem that could transfer the franchise’s relevance from one generation to the next decides to sit it out.
OCTOBERFEAST – The Wicked Witch!
[OCTOBERFEAST is the greatest celebration of the year, a revelry dedicated to pop-culture’s most nutritious Halloween detritus. Plastic screams and artificial sweeteners have never been more bountiful. In the old country, villagers refer to the extended party as Satan’s Snacktime]
There exist villains so ingrained in the rotwood known as the collective conscious that they’ll always have an open invitation to the OCTOBERFEAST. The tales of these harbingers of doom and gloom are passed from each generation to the next, racking up decades’ worth of childhood pee-pee stains and midlife heart attacks. These malefactors are the perennial horrors that are relied upon to keep every new human-litter honest-via-horror.
While there’re plenty of vitamin-enriched villains to choose from, there’s no denyin’ the power of the Wicked Witch of the West.
Trailer: ‘Mission: Impossible – Ghost Protocol’. Praise Xenu, ‘Tis Dope.
The latest trailer for Mission: Impossible – Ghostly Priapisms has dropped and its looking excellent. Straight-up Christmas time fun. I’d see the son of a bitch just for the Batman prologue coming out before it, but fuck I’m excited I’m going to enjoy it too.
Hit the jump to check it out.
Fear Fest: Zombies! The Goddamn Undead.
OCTOBER 27th, Zombies
“Yea, I know I’m ugly … I said to a bartender, ‘Make me a zombie.’ He said ‘God beat me to it.’”
-Rodney Dangerfield
Today’s fear comes out of the world of horror stories and voodoo religions. Originally the term was meant to describe a person who was hypnotized or under a spell, it wasn’t until recent times that it was applied to animated corpses.
‘The Hunger Games’ Gets Character Posters. Awesome.
I’m stoked for ‘The Hunger Games’, especially with it starring Jennifer Lawrence. There’s been some character posters dropped, and I’m pickin’ up what they’re putting down.
Young Suns Looking Flossy In Pretty Space Shot.
Nintendo Announcing Greater Loss Than Expected For First Half. What Will Wii Do?!
Nintendo is bleeding money out of its orifices. It’s a different concept, because since they launched the Waving Phallus-ii back in 2006 they’ve been printing money just to waste it wiping their cruddy bums on. These days? These days they be spittin’ losses everywhere. Double what was expected. Frowns. Frowns afoot.
