#August2011
[Video] Mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania Destroys Illegally Parked Cars With Tank. Yes.
The mayor of Vilnius, Lithuania serves up ownage sandwiches to illegally parked cars. Dude blows through them in a fucking tank, crushing them and leaving them for death. Outstanding.
Hit the jump for the video.
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Here’s A Couple of Pics Of Henry Cavill As Clark Kent.
How do I justify not wanting to judge Bane’s outfit from out-of-context shots, and simultaneously saying I enjoy these pictures of Henry Cavill lookin’ like Clark Kent? I’m not sure.
Variant Covers: SHIELD Rob Liefield From The Punisher!
This is a big old piggy of a week here in Variant Covers. The comic books column that serves as a soap-box for spouting off on what me and you are interested in the world of funny books this week. There’s a good amount of sequential art tickling the old taint this week, so let’s have at it.
Don’t forget to show me yours.
Laurence Fishburne Is Perry White in Snyder’s ‘Man of Steel’. Amazing Cast Continues.
Zack Snyder continues assembling a motherfuckin’ beast of a cast for his Superman reboot. The latest entrance into the fray is Laurence Fishburne who will be playing the Man in Command at the Daily Planet.
‘Total Recall’ Remake Will Feature Three-Breasted Woman. Childhood, Rejoice!
I shouldn’t have seen Total Recall when I did. Way too young. Warped my brain. One thing I’ll never ever forget, and I don’t think I’m alone in this, is the chick with three tits. Listen, I couldn’t barely contain myself seeing tits at my age. I must have been under 10. But three tits? Holy Jesus. Say what you want about the Total Recall remake, at least its doing this right.
Teaser Trailer For The First Marvel Short Film, ‘The Consultant’ Hast Dropped.
Marvel has released a trailer for their first ‘One Shot’ that is being packaged in with the DVD release of Thor. It’s called ‘The Consultant’ and it features Clark Gregg once again as Agent Coulson. If the teaser is anything to be judged by, I’m going to go ahead and predict it fucking sucks.
Hit the jump for the teaser.
Oxygen Molecules Discovered In Space For First Time! Frak Space Helmets!…Right?
Oxygen molecules have been discovered in space for the first time! This explains why the Silver Surfer has always been buzzin’ around the cosmos wearing nothing but his birthday suit. Right? That’s totally how it works. Oxygen in space means no space helmets, dongs out! No? You’re certain it’s not?
Missouri State Professor Gets Slaughterhouse-Five Banned In Local Schools.
Ah. There’d been a good amount of time since I heard the tale of some uppity dickbag or dickbagette who went and got a perfectly outstanding book banned from a school district. Perhaps it’s my liberal Northeastern upbringing, but I’m surprised this book was the latest casualty.
Slaughterhouse-Five? So it goes.
Grant Morrison Sings A Song John Lennon Gave Him. In A Magic Ritual.
There’s a moment in The Invisibles where John Lennon speaks to King Mob in some sort of magical trance. While I knew that the comic was based on Grant Morrison’s own life and experiences, apparently Morrison really did commune with the deceased musician. Who taught him this song, which he recently played for the first time at Meltdown Comics.
Hit the jump for the song. God I love Morrison.
THIS WEEK ON True Blood: I Wish I Was the Moon
Last night’s episode of True Blood was an obvious homage to Shakespearean notions of the Forest. A world filled without rules, which character depart into to exercise their darkest desires. Without the constraints of society, in the comforting sanctity of trees and creaks and shit, vampires and faeries can fuck to their heart’s content. Balls-swinging, butt-bumpin’ mossy bark grindin’ fucking.
