#June2011

Game of Thrones FINALE!: Fire and Blood

If the final minutes of “Fire and Blood” didn’t make your jaw hit the floor, best go have your pulse checked. The dragon(s) have awoken and season 1 of Thrones ended on such a homerun for HBO, the audience, and that fat guy with two middle initials: George R.R.Martin. Producers David Benioff and D.B. Weiss did a great job of adapting this immensely rich novel and streamlining it into a coherent show. Like the first book in the “Song of Ice and Fire” series, season 1 is essentially a prologue for the war to come and an even more grand season 2.

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Monday Morning Commute: The Smell of Summer

[toby cypress]

When I opened the door this morning, it hit me. Hard. Fuck the scientific calculations, I know damn well when change is afoot. And you can, too. Tomorrow, when you leave for work or play or prison, tilt your head back and suck in deep. It’s bound to tickle your nose.

The smell of summer.

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Al Gore Calls Games The “New Normal.”

When a dude discovers climate change, lets himself be robbed of an election, and creates the internet, you listen to him. So pay attention when Should Have Been Emperor Al Gore calls video games the “new normal”, whatever the fuck that means.

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We’ve Got The First Cancer Vaccine That Works. Yeah, Science!

There’s a vaccine that’s tailor-made to combat a specific kind of cancer. That works. In mice. But it still works.

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Darren Aronofsky Wants ‘Noah’ To Be Epic Event Flick.

Darren Aronofsky wants ‘Noah’ to be an epic event flick. Well fucking duh! Do you think you can suffer unto a biblical Bio-Apocalypse without blowing it out in some grandiose manner?

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Cliff Bleszinski Wants To Be Known For More Than ‘Gears of War.’ Good Luck!

Cliff Bleszinski, aka Dude Huge, aka Cliffy B, is the man behind Gears of War. The third installment is coming out this Fall, and by my economic measurements, it’s going to crush the ass of sales charts everywhere. Despite this, Cliffy wants to be known for more than Gears.

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‘Banksy of Bulgaria’ Turns Statues of Russian Soldiers Into Superheroes.

There’s a good lad with the nickname  Banksy of Bulgaria. Said Bulgarian Banksy recently turned “Russian Red Army soldiers from a monument in the city of Sofia, in Bulgaria, into popular superheroes and cartoon characters.”

Pretty rad, if I suppose, vandalistic stuff.

Hit the jump for pictures and details.

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Kevin Connolly From ‘Entourage’ Wants To Make A Kimbo Slice Bio-Pic.

It’s fitting that the dude who plays E on Entourage wants to make a Kimbo Slice movie. Few things suck as much as Entourage, but Kimbo Slice’s fighting career is one of them.

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Australia Passes $1.9 Billion Tax Break For Their Games Industry. Crickey! Pun?

Here’s one way to encourage your nation to develop a gaming industry. Pass a thick ass donkey of a tax break for the industry, high-five everyone, and let them drink Foster’s. Right? Right!

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Doctors Create Artificial Heart That Doesn’t Beat. It Also Works.

Welcome to the fucking future. Where we eat shit-steaks and we have outstanding artificial hearts that keep us alive, sans-pulse. Whirling glories of devices that apparently actually work. Amazing.

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