Scarlett Johansson, she who inspires the fires of my loins. Luc Besson, he who makes really awesome, awful, and entertaining action flicks. These two will be paired in eternity. Or at least for a movie.
SCARLETT JOHANSSON to star in new LUC BESSON flick. I can’t even.
April 26th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered‘CAPTAIN AMERICA 2′ SET PHOTOS: He got that SUPER SUIT, and BLACK WIDOW is back. Latex yumyum.
April 17th, 2013 by Caffeine Powered
Here are some grainy as fuck set photos from Cap 2: Winter is Coming, and So Is Bucky. They offer a glimpse and confirmation of Rogers’ new suit, plus a look at Black Widow back in the hood. This is great news for me, my latex fetish, and horrible news for all the socks in my underwear drawer. Get it? I’m going to jack off to these pics. So low-resolution. So naughty…I know, I’m a piece of shit.
‘CAPTAIN AMERICA: THE WINTER SOLDIER” testing five females for lead. Plus! Black Widow.
October 3rd, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
I know this news article should be about how the people behind Captain America: Unthaw Bucky and Let Him Fuck Stuff Up are coming close to casting the female lead. I know it. On an intellectual level. But all I want to do is talk about how excited I am that I’m going to get to rub at my jeans while Black Widow prances across the screen during the flick. I’m sorry. I’m sorry. I’m not.
Cosplay: This BLACK WIDOW Ain’t Scarlett Johansson, But She Is A Bust. Puns. Puns Ahoy.
June 1st, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
It’s Friday. Friday! Short week, and now its ending. So no one, no one will blame you for retiring to the rest room for a few moments after viewing this wondrous Black Widow cosplay. You earned it, folks. You earned it.
Joss Whedon Would Like More Females In ‘AVENGERS 2′, Moi Aussi!
May 15th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
One of Joss Whedon’s calling cards is his ability to write some powerful ladies. However no matter the success of Avengers, its lovely husk was filled with only one female lead. This is an occurrence our Lord Whedon would want to address in the sequel.
‘THE AVENGERS’ In High School Were Mulleted Studs.
May 11th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Here’s a shot making the rounds. All your favorite Avengers as they looked back in their high school days. These are totally senior head shots, right? ‘Cause I’m staring at you Chris Hem…I mean ScarJo. Staring.
The Avengers: You’re Going to See It. Now You’re Here to Understand Why You’re Going to See It.
May 4th, 2012 by Budrickton
The Avengers should be as necessary to you this weekend as breathing, if:
- You saw and enjoyed the Marvel Universe films of the past five years — like Iron Man, Thor, and Captain America.
- You read and enjoy superhero comic books.
- You have a fucking pulse.
If two of these things apply, you’ve probably already seen it. If all three do, you saw it last night at midnight like the rest of us.
‘The Avengers’ Gets A New Poster, They Love POSING.
February 28th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered
Unbeknownst to DC, a good amount of material for The Avengers is being generated by none other than Jim Lee. Only this secret fact hidden in the darkness of subterfuge can explain the insane amount of posing going on in this poster, the trailer, and the promo pics.
Hit the jump. Strike a pose.
Official ‘Avengers’ Set Photo Shows Whedon and Scarlett Johansson. She Pretty.
October 3rd, 2011 by Caffeine Powered
You can tell how I pick and choose when to make some sort of moralistic stand. Set photos are dumb! Yet here I am enjoying this one. Primarily because of Mrs. Scarlett Johansson. I stand for nothing except perhaps acknowledging when one stands for nothing. Want to see an official set photo?
Jump!
