James Cameron: ‘AVATAR 4′ is going to be a prequel. Humanity: Oh f**k you.

September 10th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Man, Avatar 2 and Avatar 3 were garbage. Garbage! Jimmy Cameron doesn’t care though, and he is already running his mouth about the fourth title. Shit. Pause that record. Jimmy hasn’t even broken ground on the second flick, and he is already talking about Avatar 4: Back in the Days? Let us never say he lacked hubris.

Read the rest of this entry »

Three ‘AVATAR’ Sequels Will Shoot Back-to-Back-to-Back. Fecaltainment Apocalypse.

June 26th, 2012 by Caffeine Powered

Condemn all of this to some mucus-caked floor in Hell. James Cameron isn’t just bringing the world an Avatar sequel. Or two. Homeboy is dropping three on us, filming them all back-to-back-to-back. It’s just like Lord of the Rings except awful and filled with garbage.

Read the rest of this entry »

James Cameron Says ‘Avatar’ Sequels Ain’t A Trilogy. K.

June 22nd, 2011 by Caffeine Powered

In more recent news, James Cameron doesn’t know what a trilogy happens to be. He’s currently writing the two sequels to his industry-ruining, emo-kid-inspiring Monolith. But these three flicks? Won’t form a trilogy.

Read the rest of this entry »