If this movie were surrounded by different circumstances, I’d be pretty fucking stoked. I mean, Joaquin Phoenix as the Joker? If the DCEU wasn’t a filled diaper at the bottom of a burning dumpster, I’d be torqued by this perfect casting. But, as things stand, I guess I’m cautiously optimistic?
I’m more than ready for some Nazi Zombie-fighting mayhem.
Jupiter, that Big fucking Bastard Gas Giant, has gained another twelve fucking moons.
Bet you thought you had seen the last of me, fuckers! It’s been a hot minute since I cranked out one of these Monday Morning Commute columns. I’ve returned, though. Full of vim and vigor, ready to golly gee knock this one right out of the fucking park! The fahhhkin’ pahk, kehd! Actually, that’s a handful of goose shit. In fact, I was laying on the futon in my office nary two hours ago just fucking zoning out, man. But here we are.
I’m still sucking wind, thankfully. My summer course is winding down, thankfully. And, OL still exists. Thus, it seems clear that I must carry out the car-crash that is the column! Give you folks, you fucks, the ole rundown of what I’m up to this week. You know, the games I’m playing. You know, the books I’m reading. That sort of tomfoolery.
Then, if you’d be so obliged, join me in the comments section! Tell me, what you’re cranking it to this week. Be it literally, be it figuratively! Both!
I’ll go first.
Man, this Villeneuve adaptation of Dune is really happening, eh? Seems that way. Latest proof? The movie is locking in Timothée Chalamet as its lead.
Not gonna lie, dudes. I’m considerably worried about Aquaman, given that we haven’t seen a single fucking clip from the movie yet. And, oh yeah, it drops in like five months. I know its presence at the upcoming SDCC is the automatic retort. But, come on. You’re not a little worried?
Report: Harley Quinn’s ‘Birds of Prey’ movie will also feature Cassandra Cain, Black Canary, Huntress, and Renee Montoya
Not gonna lie, I don’t know fucking anything about Birds of Prey. However, I hope this is fantastic news for those of you down with the title.
Fuck yeah, Danai Gurira in Star Trek 4. Honestly, fuck yeah to Danai Gurira in anything.
I’ve always sort of been agnostic about Joss Whedon, if I’m being honest. Outside of the Avengers, I’ve only had a glancing relationship with his works. So, I’m not the right person to take the temperature of the room when it comes to the guy. That said, I don’t really give a shit about this news. How about you?
Stranger Things season 3, the follow-up to the shit-ass Stranger Things season 2, now has an official teaser.