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Maybe: Rey wears this outfit in ‘The Last Jedi’ revealed courtesy of ‘Star Wars: Battlefront II’

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Ah, *fuck* it, I’ll cover this. The last couple of days people have been stroking glands about this potential outfit for Rey in The Last Jedi. The reveal, maybe reveal, comes courtesy of Star Wars: Battlefront II pre-order promotional materials.

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Desktop Thursdays: Shred The Gnarl

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If I’m being honest, I don’t do Desktop Thursdays on the weekly because some weeks, you know. Some weeks I just haven’t accumulated enough artifacts of my life to make it worth sharing with you. But! This week, I have returned. So let’s Dance the Dance. I’m going to drop on you a glimpse or so into my world(s) – virtual, physical, existential. Following that, I hope you’ll share glimpses into your own!

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Nintendo has sold 2.7 million Switch Consoles, imagine if they actually stocked it?

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Nintendo has sold a good amount of Switch consoles. 2.7 million, in fact. Can you imagine how many they’d sell if they actually *fucking* stocked the console?

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David Fincher officially directing ‘World War Z’ sequel

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Man, I was already excited for the World War Z sequel. Now, like, I’m really excited for it.

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‘Call of Duty: WWII’ Trailer: Back To The Future On November 3rd

New Call of Duty trailer. I’ll buy it. I buy all these games. Well, truthfully, I’ve never played a Call of Duty placed during World War II. Hopped on with Modern Warfare. So, this return to its origins is going to be particularly fresh for me.

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M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Unbreakable’ sequel is titled ‘Glass’ and dropping in 2019

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We know when that Unbreakable sequel is coming, folks. We know what the Unbreakable sequel is called, folks. 2019, and it is titled Glass.

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Chris Pratt says the ‘Cowboy Ninja Viking’ movie is not dead

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Chris Pratt has said that the Cowboy Ninja Viking movie is not dead. Which is great, because the comic book series about multiple-personality murderous assassins was hilarious and fucking gorgeous.

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Jeff Goldblum joins the ‘Jurassic World’ sequel

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Can Jeff Goldblum has joined the second Jurassic World flick. Can he save the shit-tastic movie’s sequel? We will see.

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‘Star Wars: Episode IX’ hitting theaters May 24, 2019

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We now have an official release date for the final movie in the *latest* Skywalker trilogy. May 24, 2019.

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‘Kingsman: The Golden Circle’ Trailer: I Hope You’re Ready For What Comes Next