#December2015
Cosplay: Zangief from ‘Street Fighter II’ shant be deterred by the Cold or Mortality
Here’s some quality Zangief cosplay, courtesy of this year’s winter Comic Market in Japan. I don’t know what the fuck Comic Market is, but I know a couple of things. This Zangief is fantastic, and it’s doubly brave to hang dong like the Zangief cosplay requires in the goddamn winter. Hit the jump for the complete, uh, package.
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Rad ZANGIEF ART drops the hammer. And sickle! puns!
Just about the best fucking Zangief art you’re ever going to see. Behold! It’s “The People’s Champion” by Marcellus Barnes.
‘WRECK-IT RALPH’ INTERNATIONAL TRAILER: Pseudo-nostalgia glands a-glowing.
Wreck-It Ralph isn’t playing fair. It is working all sorts of pink, squishy geek lands. Furiously rubbing and manipulating them until those of us who grew up gaming can’t help but arch our back and unleash a torrent of blissful cinematic goo.
Capcom Celebrates 25 Years of ‘Street Fighter’ With Dope Logo.
Jesus titty-fucking Christ, I’m getting old. Street Fighter is turning 25 this year. It feels like just yesterday I was earning my callouses in some ludicrous Hadouken-Throwing Battles.
Hit the jump for Capcom’s celebratory logo artwork.
Even Blanka Cannot Escape Zangief’s Power Crotch
Source: Mad Gear Solid
Hell yeah! You have to give it up to crotch-infused Soviet power! There’s something to be said for thick, gorgeous swatches of chest hair, Hammer & Sickle thunder, and most importantly, spinning lariats of doom. Blanka knows. You do too. Embrace it.
Zangief’s Spinning Lariat Is The Answer To Life’s Problems
As I’ve gotten older, I’ve grown wiser. Much wiser. I don’t want to toot my horn, but with enough undergraduate philosophy courses to complete two degrees, I’ve spanned the spectrum of intellectual debate. Because of this, I’ve gleamed insight the average mouthbreather can’t fathom, and I’d like to impart on you some of that knowledge.
Every and any problem in life can be fixed by a spinning lariat. Zangief and Mother Russian will show you the way.
Boyfriend treating you poorly?
Spinning Lariat that motherfucker.
Cat in a tree?
Spinning Lariat that fucking piece of bark.
Bills overdue?
Spinning Lariat those nuisances.
Car not working?
Spinning Lariat the engine into mush!
Episode of LOST making you homicidal?
Spinning Lariat that fucking LCD!
It’s elementary.
You’re all fucking welcome.
