#April2013

NEXT XBOX will TAKE OVER YOUR TV. Maybe it’ll even play games!

Ballmer approves!

Even as an XBOT, I’m pretty much not impressed at all about this fucking Durascal-720 news or whatever. The system is apparently going to like take over your cable box and shit! Wow! Can we get some fucking games? I don’t need graphical overlays, Kinect stalking my cock as I get engorged watching New Girl. I don’t need any of that.

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XBOX 720 Document Leak Reveals $299 Price, KINECT 2, Kinect Glasses & More

Here we go! Put your boots on and prepare for the deluge cascading out of this leaked 56-page document detailing the Xbox 720. We got a price point, Kinect 2, some AR glasses, and more. Ain’t nothing more fun than corporate memos falling into the wrong (right?) hands.

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Rumor: Next XBOX Has Blu-Ray, ALWAYS-ON Internet, And More.

Want a handful of new rumors regarding the next Xbox? Like how it does  have Blu-Ray (this rumor is going back and forth), or how the Kinect is going to be built-in? Then continue reading, good friends.

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