I like Adam Wingard. A lot. So I was let down to see him doing Blair Witch as opposed to his own thing, and I’m doubly sort of like “oh? okay” about him doing Godzilla vs. Kong. But who the fuck knows, here’s hoping it rules.

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Apparently Dan Stevens was in Downtown Abigail or something. Who gives a shit! Dude was awesome in The Guest, and now he is bringing his talents to Noah Hawley’s Legion.

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Watch your fucking step. It’s a goddamn cold one out there. At least if you’re like yours truly, living in the Northeast Quadrant of the Empire Proper. But should not grouse too loudly, for I am lucky enough to be able to ignite the heating-systems on my room in the Space-Ship. Huddle up underneath blankets of Local Sporting Team, plug into the OMNI-NETS, and converse with you folk. The specific topic of our conversation? Well seeing that this is Monday Morning Commute, let us discus what we are stoked for this week. What are the TV shows, sporting events, philosophical treatises, and tumblr accounts getting you through this latest installment of grind?

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Or, in other words, the fucking work week looms. The Christmas/New Year’s Siesta is ending, and we are all shuffling back to the Glue Factory. To pay our dues. Until we become the glue. So whether you’ve already started back (I have) or you’re marching back Monday, let’s drink to the fleeting Weekend. This is the Open Bar.

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