Ya’ll know Superman is getting a new power in this week’s Superman #38? I didn’t, because I don’t fuck with that current run. But apparently it’s going to be DESTRUCTIVE as FUCK (I’m paraphrasing). THE SUPER FLARE!!! Now as exciting as the “Pants Shitting of Obliteration” but hey apparently only I am wondering what happens when Kal grinds out a constipated dump.