#February2015
Cosplay: ‘STAR WARS’ gets real. Really real.
Two cosplay posts in one day. What are you going to do about it? I run this show! (Don’t hit me Rendar, don’t hit me.) Look at this wonderful Star Wars cosplay. Look at it! Drink it in.
Cosplay: Lady Han Solo is the intersection of adorable and spice.
There is juuust enough spice to this picture to get the imagination going. Granted, it doesn’t take much. I’m a fucking pervert and all.
Cosplay: FAT BABY Darth Vader is your nightmare fetish.
You should see the might of the Force when it uncorks a fetish-fueled dump in some random Death Star bathroom stall. Then you will know the true power.
Cosplay: ‘STAR WARS’ Jedi alien bikini babes are a cause for celebration. Get it?
Oh, this picture. I wouldn’t mind giving Order 6…never mind, too easy. I’m a pig.
Cosplay: Wookies and Slave Leias straight chilling at the pool.
I can’t help but imagining just how goddamn bad those wookies have to smell. These Slave Leias don’t appear to give many fucks, though. The two wookies have to be goddamn loaded. That has to be it.
Cosplay: LADY BOBA FETT the MEDIEVAL KNIGHT slays my heart. Slays. Get it?
‘Cause people who are medieval clearly slay things. Oh whatever. Don’t judge me. I’ll take your eyes out with my hardened jousting stick whilst never taking my eyes off these beautiful pictures.
Cosplay: SEXY CHEWBACCA will make you feel things. Confusing things. Perhaps yearn for hair balls.
It’s fine. Give in. I won’t tell anyone. Really.
Cosplay: BOBA FETT Goes Shogun. It’s Shogood. Take That Pun And Die!
You want to like Boba Fett all did up in Shogun armor. You really, really do. It’s gorgeous as fuck, combining the righteous of the shogun with the swagger of the Boba. Then you remember that Boba Fett ain’t nothing but a clone of some ass-clown that Mace Windouche decapitated.
Cosplay: PRINCESS VADER And Her Entourage Of Stormtroopers Roll Deep.
If I ever have a daughter, this is exactly the sort of indoctrination I plan on executing. Yes honey, you want to walk around in a pink Darth Vader helmet. You can be a princess, as long as you’re willing to choke a motherfucker should they step out of line.
