#May2010
Johansson As Black Widow Gives Me A Purple Priapism
My sickness is growing. After seeing Iron Man 2 today, I came across this Double-Gulp cup at 7-Eleven. Yeah, I came across it. There’s a pun in there.
Scarlett Johansson tucked into form-fitting skirts and pleather for two hours almost broke me. She gives my erection an erection.
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New Iron Man 2 TV Spot: Scarlett Johansson Likes It Dirty
Is that dirty enough for you?
It’s getting there.
Between RDJ, Scarlett Johansson, and ridiculous techno-gadgets, I swear to god my groin is going to explode during Iron Man 2. Hit the jump for the video.
