#January2014

Shia LaDouche TWEETS RETIREMENT. Still grasps nothing.

Shia LaDouche.

You know nothing, Shia LaDouche. Fucking dummy. If you did, you wouldn’t have to go to such lengths as retirement. You certainly wouldn’t feel important enough to tweet it. And finally, you definitely wouldn’t say you’re retiring due to attacks on your artistic integrity.

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Brad Pitt Says He’ll Retire From Acting In Three Years. Tyler, No!

Despite the fact that he married one of Hollywood’s more annoying ladies (to me at least) and he has commodified children from other cultures with her, I enjoy Brad Pitt’s acting. If what he is saying is more than bluster, I won’t be for much longer.

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