Resident Evil: Retribution is something like the thirty-ninth installment in this wonderfully asstacular series. The trailer for the flick features everything you’ve come to expect from the franchise, from the awful dialogue to the over-the-top action sequence. Day one, man. Day one!

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I love the Resident Evil movies. They’re fantastic garbage. Hot steaming garbage propped afloat decaying corpse of cinematic spectacle. So you’re goddamn right  I’m excited for this movie.

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