Oh hey! I guess I don’t give one sliver of a fuck about this! Namely because I know I’d never get around to playing these re-issues. But if I have to have a #HotTake, I’d say it’s fucking ludicrous that the universally reviled Resident Evil 6 is dropping first.
You may know something about me. I have a certain fetish. A latex fetish. So good lord. Good lord ever does this Jill Valentine cosplay speak to my primal drives. Namely the one in my pants. Actually, only the one in my pants. Gorgeous blond girl? Check. Video game reference? Check. Latex? Check.
Someone save me.
Hit the jump for a gallery of the pictures that may very well end my life.