#May2014

‘BORDERLANDS: THE PRE-SEQUEL’ Trailer: HANDSOME JACK x OZYMANDIAS

Handsome Jack.

Ah, Borderlands. Don’t ever fucking change. The franchise is already absurd. The title for the forthcoming game is doubly absurd. And now having Handsome Jack recite a narcissistically-altered rendition of that poem Walter White wrote (heh) for Breaking Bad, “Ozymandias?” Absurdity+++

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‘BREAKING BAD’ SEASON 5 OZYMANDIAS TEASER: All Literary Everything

Breaking Bad and shit.

Snappity snap. How about some Percy Bysshe Shelley to accompany all of the Walt Whitman up in the Breaking Bad house? A teaser for the final episodes of the show leans heavily on the sonnet “Ozymandias” by the aforementioned author, and I’m feeling it. Nothing like a preview for one of your favorite shows to make you feel only sort of slightly less shitty for the direction you’ve taken your life. I’m all, “Oh fuck, oh fuck, I get this reference! I know this!”

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