#September2019
Pepsi loyalty program will put straight cash in your Venmo account. I’m about to be fucking rich!
A rough estimation has me consuming between 3,000-4,500 cans of Pepsi Max and Diet Dew weekly. So, man, this Pepsi Loyalty program? About to make me fucking rich!
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Mountain Dew Can Dissolve Mouse Carcasses. Says Who? Says Pepsi.
Some poor bastard is suing Pepsi, claiming that there was a dead mouse in his can. You know, assuming he is telling the truth and is actually just dumb enough to not notice himself pouring a mouse into his mouth. Pepsi’s retort? Bro, our soda can dissolve that shit. Wait, wut?
