#May2018

OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #3 – As Fast As An Eagle Dive Bombing!

Do you know what is the absolute point of reference for deciding if something is *fast*, friends? If it’s as fast as an eagle dive bombing freedom-hating cretins. That’s, uh, the takeaway from this playthrough.

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OmegaPlays: Sonic Mania #1 – Steven Seagal’s Arms Are Too Heavy

First off, fuck me, I don’t know why the quality of the video here is so low. But, you’re not here for video quality! You’re here for the shitty banter between Bateman and me! In fact, you’re probably not here at all!

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